Your free to die. What way would you?!

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ARatherHandsomeGent

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Sentenced to be executed by firing squad, 40 men around me, but for their bullets to somehow totally miss me and shoot one another instead, then while I'm running away to be eaten by a walrus, somehow.
 

Superior Mind

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Step One: Pack a hige-end sports car with explosivs.
Step Two: Construct a ramp overlooking a cliff overlooking a scenic view.
Step Three: Ensure you have enough straight road to get up to top speed.
Step Four: Drive car packed with explosive at top speed towards ramp.
Step Five: Drive off ramp.
Step Six: Explode in an aweomse midair fireball of awesomeness.

May be better if super fast geneticly engeneered Velociraptors ewere chasing the car.

A noble explosive death, (a'la CJ in DotD2004,) would be cool to. I'd have to go out with a bang though.
 

Macgyvercas

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SimuLord said:
Heart attack right at the point of orgasm as I'm having sex with a hot young girl. Then she gets pregnant from the Last Shot.
Quite epic, my good sir.

And to think, I was going to say firing squad as punishment for blowing up half the planet.
 

Piflik

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I just want to die while I'm lying in a hammock, being fellated by a 17 year old redhead.
 

Mr.Mattress

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I'd wish to be asleep when it happens. Though knowing I am gonna die will make that hard.
 

Alcamonic

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

That, or an heroic last stand, knowing that some people would escape thanks to me.
 

Marter

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Cut my wrist, then drink the blood.

I've always wanted to know what it tastes like in large quantities. If I'm going to die anyway, now is the time to find out.
 

Peteron

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Get catapulted to a planet inhabited by killer infants, and try to fend them off. They come in waves, but your hands are bound by rope so your only options are to kick and stomp on them. Lets see how long you would survive, shall we?
 

TheRundownRabbit

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I'd want to die by a firing squad in place of the girl I like while Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue plays in the backround...........fuck yeah
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Alcamonic said:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Damnit, Ninja'd to the word.

I guess if that old joke's taken, then I'll keep the peacefully in my sleep part, but make it at home in bed, of old age.
 

Lullabye

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Red Right Hand said:
DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!!!
Commence the smiley-frown!
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I'd like to be shot out of a cannon into a black hole, or experience a supernova. Damn that would be epic.
 

DeepComet5581

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SimuLord said:
Heart attack right at the point of orgasm as I'm having sex with a hot young girl. Then she gets pregnant from the Last Shot.
I remember reading about this very thing happening to someone (Minus the pregnancy).