Your free to die. What way would you?!

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InnerRebellion

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MintyNinja said:
Snoo-Snoo!

(Futurama FTW)
Death by snoo-snoo it is!

As for me, I would like to build up a financial empire, selling all the forms of Nuka-Cola, and I die while testing our new Nuka-Cola Quantum.
 

Underground Man

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Normal way: I'd jump off the roof of an office building or something, but it seems like it would be hard to get up there without a key, so self-defrenistration is probably more feasible.

Now the real question is: if you were falling to your death, would you keep your eyes open or cover them?

Fun way: First person ever mauled to death by Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman.
 

yizas

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a la Dr.strangelove and ride a nuke all the way down to hell Yeeeeeehah !
 

Zayren

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http://www.cracked.com/blog/seanbabys-brockways-choose-your-drug-fueled-adventure/

Pretty much beats anything by anyone else. And also happens to be the best article on Cracked.
 

Max Huerta

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Trade me with Bill at the end of Kill Bill vol. 2, my student and lover surpasses me, walk away to epic music.
 

Sacman

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Like Brandon Heat... Shot in the eye and thrown out of the window of an elevator at the 20th floor...
 

Tdc2182

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By a vampire of the White Court in the The Dresden Files.

Basically they kill you in the midst of sex. You die in pure exstacy. The kiss from one of the stronger ones basically sedates your body so all you know is pure sexual sense.

While riding a dinosaur and killing nazis.
 

MazzaTheFirst

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Zombies on all sides and me with my ample supply of weapons. The reason of my death is their body parts would clog all the barrels of my weapons, long before I would run out of ammo.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Perhaps a last-stand, go out in a blaze of glory sort of thing. Martyring myself for a great cause while slaughtering my enemies wholesale. Even if my cause fails, I want me name to be whispered fearfully by my enemies in case I somehow return.

Although if I was without any major enemies that needed stoping I guess blowing myself up would be interesting. And I don't mean stand on top of a bunch of explosives. I mean have some explosives put inside me, then have them detonate. I want the weather forecast to be sunny with a chance of ME! (Kinda like that lion from Ugly Americans. You know which one I'm talking about ;D)

Dying after having a great round of sex would be nice too (fuck (ha ha, is punny) dying mid-climax, I want to feel the whole thing).

Hopefully this will happen after many, many years of living a fulfilling life.
 

Lord Devius

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Heed to its fortune bestowed
Marvel and let it explode
to the inferno we go

Detonate the sun
and soar into the supernova

now it has begun
a solar mass undone.


Hell. Yes.​
 

loppopoo

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Being on top of the world, heroin overdose right before my life turns to shit. That way I go awesome.