Your G.O.A.T. results

[Internet Kraken]

My most recent one said I was a fry cook.

Guess it makes sense, since my current character is obsessed with flame-based weapons. But the only thing I fry is super mutants.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Marriage Counselor...which made me laugh pretty hard. I guess since my best advice is usually, "Fuck off out of here." that it kind of works. I also said yes because I hoped the game would let me actually be a marriage counselor thus allowing me to ruin peoples' lives. Unfortunately the game foresaw this move and didn't allow me my fun.

 

[Admiral Arby's]

I have always gotten Marriage Counselor. Every single time. I constantly get speech and melee weapons as my tagged skills as well. The third ones been different each time tho.

I mean, I can understand speech, but melee weapons??
What the hell did my character's counseling sessions look like?


Me: Ok, Mrs. Johnson, would you please tell me why the two of you have come to see me today?
Mrs. Johnson: Well, my husband, he never listens to m-
Me: *hits the husband over the head with a baseball bat* Be a better husband, dammit!!!
Mrs. Johnson: *looks on in horror at her husband is bleeding and unconcious on the floor*
Me: I'm glad I could help you folks with your problem. That'll be a hundred and fifty caps.

 

[Timotei]

I have always gotten Marriage Counselor. Every single time. I constantly get speech and melee weapons as my tagged skills as well. The third ones been different each time tho.

I mean, I can understand speech, but melee weapons??
What the hell did my character's counseling sessions look like?


Me: Ok, Mrs. Johnson, would you please tell me why the two of you have come to see me today?
Mrs. Johnson: Well, my husband, he never listens to m-
Me: *hits the husband over the head with a baseball bat* Be a better husband, dammit!!!
Mrs. Johnson: *looks on in horror at her husband is bleeding and unconcious on the floor*
Me: I'm glad I could help you folks with your problem. That'll be a hundred and fifty caps.

Why would they have caps in a vault?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Marital counselor.

I was perplexed.

 

[Chicago Ted]

I believe I got Teacher.

Yes, even though later I choose to be able to fire and maintain firearms. I wonder what would happen if I went back...

"Alright class today we're going to be learning about Physics and---"

*A paper airplane hits me in the back of the head*

"Very good Billy. Now do you understand how your airplane flew? Or how fast it was going?... No? Judging from your distance from me and when you threw it I'd say about 5 feet per second over a 2 second period of time. I know that a bullet fired from little Betsy here will travel at 1000 feet per second and should reach your seat in about *BANG* 0.02 seconds. Now class, if you'd turn to page..."

I'd be great at my job.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Person most likely to be assassinated.

Actually I think it was Camp Counsellor or something of that ilk.

 

[Fightgarr]

No I'm not sure if the G.O.A.T. exists in Canada, but I took a bunch of online "career placement" tests as part of the curriculum in high school:
I believe that because I said something about loving animals and because I am most interested in visual art they placed me as a taxidermist. There's something wrong with that. Not only is taxidermy one of the gaudiest, worst-looking art-forms I know of, its also not something someone who "loves animals" is likely to enjoy.
I've heard that if you say you don't like anything it places you as a Mathematician.

 

[Ares Tyr]

My very first G.O.A.T it said i should be a Pip-Boy Repairman.

Same.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Person most likely to be assassinated.

Actually I think it was Camp Counsellor or something of that ilk.

I think you got 'Little League Coach'. God help us leaving you with blunt instruments and children in the same room.

Then again I'd be no better.

 

[Timotei]

Getting a lot of supervisors and counselors here

 

[scotth266]

I also got the Chaplain thing. That's what happens when you give all the good guy responses, I think.

 

[Barry93]

I think it was something to do with maintnence.

 

[hungoverbear]

marriage counselor, which is bull cause i dont believe in marriage

 

[Narcunknown]

Your Result: Engineer
next best were

Hairdresser
Failed
Marrige Counceler

 

[bob-2000]

I once got pedicurist. The specialization is with energy weapons, which really freaks me out. Was a supposed to shoot people's toe nails with a laser gun?

 

[Zayren]

Fry Cook. My friend got Marriage Councilor. Which was pretty hilarious, considering his advice would be along the lines of "Fuck you."

No I'm not sure if the G.O.A.T. exists in Canada, but I took a bunch of online "career placement" tests as part of the curriculum in high school:
I believe that because I said something about loving animals and because I am most interested in visual art they placed me as a taxidermist. There's something wrong with that. Not only is taxidermy one of the gaudiest, worst-looking art-forms I know of, its also not something someone who "loves animals" is likely to enjoy.
I've heard that if you say you don't like anything it places you as a Mathematician.

Errrr, the GOAT is the quiz in Fallout 3...

 

[Scobie]

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[SsilverR]

tattoo guy ... seriously i savor every moment i shot that guy in the face