Your Gaming "oh come the fuck on!" moments

[teh_Canape]

Using a bolt action rifle in CoD:WaW was hell. Unless you had flawless aim you couldn't kill shit because everyone and their mother had fucking juggernaut on so it took two bullets to kill them. They should have made bolt-action rifles always one hit kills because they're bolt action. Half the time your target would either run away after being hit once and shred you up as they were usually carrying the god damn MP40.

I don't know, I never had that problem with the bolt rifles in WaW

but then again, every fucking server in WaW PC is hardcore mode

that's my Come the Fuck On for this thread

every fucking server is Hardcore Mode

not that Its hard or shit, but it's very frustrating, and I want some damn variety here and there

 

[huigho1215]

In the latest Sukioden game, there was an NPC I really wanted to die horrible to my blade, but by the time I fight him, he's all "no I'll save everyone by sacrificing myself and paint myself as a misunderstood hero type" then I have to sit there and listen to every other character whine about his death even though he was an asshole.

 

[ilikepie59]

My moment comes quite a lot in Supreme Commander when somehow a fighter flies straight through all your AA defences without being hit once and shoots down your fully laden transport that took off five seconds ago.

Turns out "use the force Luke" is a lot less fun when you're in the Death Star.

When the bombers would take 1 or 2 practice runs on a target before dropping any ordnance. They all get shot down by the anti air turrets 5 miles behind the target because they flew too far off course. You now have no bombers.
Also, when they gave up and just landed (only to be destroyed by point defense) whenever their target disappeared from view, even if it comes back after a second.
(BTW, how come anti-air units can hit aircraft that have landed, but no land units? In what way does that make sense?

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

The camper van race on the top gear track in GT5 that you need to gold to unlock the track.

7 F***ING HOURS OF MY LIFE!

You can't complete it unless you...

A) Cut EVERY corner
B) Ram the other vans (but not too hard or else you are disqualified)
C) Are in fact the stig.

lol

Polyphony sure know how to make a boring and frustrating game.

Your JOKING.

Its fuckin brilliant!

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The camper van race is slow for a reason, to train you on a otherwise complicated track.
Got it around the 5th try.

 

[EHKOS]

That controller with the sticky or half unresponsive X button. Fucking made me walk straight into a pit so many times.

 

[kahlzun]

New Vegas, and fucking Cazadors.

I despise them more than Deathclaws, which I can easily take down in this game. Cazadors are just a fucking annoyance, I don't go anywhere near mountains in New Vegas now.

What's your secret? I can hardly touch those Deathclaws. Cazadors are a piece of cake though.

EDIT: Yeah, my moment was same as this guy except it was taking down death claws, specificly the alpha and mother death claws. It took forever.

Raul and Rex. And the unique Rocket Launcher Annabelle is also good.

The Deathclaws go after all three of us, and since my companions don't die I just spam rockets and mines.

Cazadors usually swarm and rape me, or poison me. I fear those fuckers. Nothing seems to work well against them.

I find ARCHIMEDES works well... and i always get a kick out of toasting the little bastards

 

[brucelee13245]

Yea me and my buddies played the last section of blood harvest 86 times.... we got fed up at 8 in the morning so we turned it to easy just to finish... we STILL died...

Go into the kitchen and have two people looking towards the room with the radio and two to the front door for the hordes, acting appropriately for Special Infected. Run outside and take down the first tank, then retake the position. After the second tank goes down, get outside the front door and follow behind the rescue vehicle until it opens.

haha thanks but that was a looong time ago, we've mastered the art already, plus it was just one of THOSE nights you know? just kinda hit a brick wall and there aint nothing u can do bout it.

 

[brucelee13245]

Blacklight: Tango Don when you realise your rank isn't stored on their server

I hated that game... with a fiery burning passion, plus noone plays it anymore i have a total of 4 hours played on it according to steam.

 

[isaiah19]

An old one I guess but it stuck with me: You're sitting comfortably in First Place in a Mario Kart race... you see the checkered flag approaching, but what's that? A motherfuckin' blue shell. BOOM! Leaving enough time for the next three racers to advance past you, leaving you in fourth place. Rage.

Or Zelda: PHourglass, having to trek back to the same temple everytime, and having to sneak past the unbeatable big bads in the same timed mazes, all to see where to go next. Makes me pray for the return of Navi, and that's saying something.

 

[Archemetis]

My major 'oh come the fuck on!' moment in gaming is more or less the Elizabeth Greene boss in Prototype.

Still haven't done it.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Those moments are a constant in Super Meat Boy, as well as in several multiplayer shooters. I can't even think of just one occasion.

 

[DazBurger]

CREEPERS
FUCKING-EVERYWHERE
and of course Fawkes deciding he's not going to save your life because 'this is your destiny' although this isn't nearly as fucking annoying as not being able to leg it out of the chamber after you enter the code, or just you know, put on your radiation suit. and stroll.
Lets not forget, for the evil characters: the doors lock once you go in so you can't even run away.

I threw in that Ghoul companion of mine. Worked fine... He even survived.

 

[katsabas]

Well, one could try beating Jinpachi in Tekken 5 in Ultra Hard. And before you start, NO, he is not harder than Azazel. Why? Cause Azazel's defense stops in the middle of your combo (he tries to counter you) and he doesn't duck.

But nope, Jinpachi froze me and then gut-fireballed my face into next month.

Next: Speed Freaks. This game is my favorite and most frustrating kart racer I have played. Every time you find yourself at first place, the second driver WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME. Homing missile, Shockwaves, Missile Clusters and POPS. Some of them are even shot at the same time!

Resident Evil 4: They may not seem like it, but Salazar and his right and left arms are some of the worst enemies in ALL OF GAMING! Especially when you first see them. You have to constantly quick-time, shoot this guy, and switch guns! Do you know how many times I got eaten reloading? 7 times! And I lost another 13 cause the guy wouldn't DIE! I emptied 3 entire mags of magnums in his head and he didn't die! And after the 3rd magazine, he plastered me to the floor. Do you realize how many things you had to do at once?

And also, that Verdigo freak? That can only be shot in the head? Christ, anywhere else does 0. Nothing. And since he moves like a bullet, he can be pretty hard to shoot. Oh and he is impossible to kill the first time around. Nitrogen is a ***** to reach and it is not enough to dispose him the first time around, so you have to wait for 5 minutes for the lift to arrive! 5 minutes! And guess what? If he dies, you do NOT have to wait! That's logic.

 

[icame]

In Resident evil 4 where you have to survive for 5 minutes against salazars (I think) guard. I swear you have to do a QTE every 5 seconds to not take damage. The second I beat the game I went back with a chicago typewriter just so I could kill it and get revenge.

 

[Syn_UK]

Most of the helicopter missions in GTA IV, but particularly the one where you have to shoot stuff in Episodes Of Liberty City. Ridiculous! Give us an auto-aim next time please Rockstar!

Also, the finale in whichever Call Of Duty game it is where you're guarding a bunker at the top of a hill as endless waves of enemies come against you. Whoever designed that needs to be slapped.

 

[Nannernade]

I had a moment very similar to yours only without the patrols, I was at Camp Golf and decided I needed another set of the NCR Ranger Patrol armour and was going to do the sneak attack critical but he just took the miniscule damage lol...

Another moment was in AC Brotherhood during the last part of the game where yo have to jump around the church in the place I won't mention since it will be a spoiler and I can't remember the name of it. Anyway I was swinging along la de da... then I had a rope where I had to grab it spin around it then jump to an easily missed balcony, most of the time I jump and it makes me jump 10 feet to the right of the fucking balcony! I had to do that part IDK how many fucking times before I got it. I failed a ton more after that part though. =P

 

[DenSomKastade]

I FUCKING. HATE. Pickpocketing in Fallout 3.

I was around 30 hours into the game, around rank 12, when I fast-traveled. You know in fast traveling it shows some stats?

Number of successful pickpockets: 1

I've tried everything. I've worn stealth-boosting clothes, taken off armor, hid a corner for minutes, and only stole weightless or cheap items, and get caught every. Damn. Time.

I invested many points in Sneak, and every point is worthless unless I can get a pickpocket.

Turn off your pipboy light ;P

 

[MattyDienhoff]

I rarely had much frustration with STALKER in and of itself, and what problems I did have were usually bug related. But GOD I hate the helicopters.

Some background. Helicopters aren't usually much of a problem in the unmodified game, occasionally showing up to drop off soldiers or shoot at someone else. Your only combat encounter with them is towards the end of the game, where, on your way into the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, Hind helicopter gunships show up and blow the shit out of the defenders (and you, if you get in their sights). It's pretty dangerous but since they're shooting at dozens of people, not just you, getting through it is doable as long as you lay low.

Enter Oblivion Lost mod. In it, gunships randomly spawn in certain places with the sole mission of hunting you down the instant you show up. They can take several magazines' worth of armor-piercing ammunition (or an RPG, which no one in the right mind carries around at all times because they're bloody heavy) and their huge-caliber autocannon can kill you in one or two hits through almost any cover (even through walls and vehicles), to say nothing of their rocket barrages. At one point a barrage of these rockets even killed a scientist inside the bunker at Yantar, which is about as sheltered as you can get without going underground. The worst part is that they spawn in open areas where you have little to no cover and no way of hiding. In Red Forest, for instance, you often run into one on the way back from Pripyat. This means that you're at the end of a long road and have to run all the way to the other end (some six or seven hundred meters) in order to find any decent cover, while being strafed the entire time. Having been mowed down a dozen times in a row and having no way out of that situation, I had to say "OH COME THE FUCK ON".