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teutonicman

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Doctor Glocktor said:
Going to battle Red in Pokemon Heartgold. I didn't look him up because I assumed they wouldn't have changed him.

Do you know what its like to have your entire team decimated by a Pikachu? Good God. I was NOT expecting it to be that strong.
I just checked the difference between his teams on bulbapedia....... HOLY FUCK! Red's team got one hell of an upgrade... DAMN! The levels only weren't that much of an increase, but the move set change.......
 

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[This reminds me. Challenge of the Gods in God Of War 1.

The last one took me 6 hours...6. Fucking. Hours.
This.
And Re: Chain of Memories-- AXEL!! FUCKING!! AXEL!! Every one of YOUR single cards are SINGLE hits and you need to trigger a Sleight to trigger a combo. Most other bosses are like this. NOT!! AXEL!! Every one of his cards is a stunner-combo that also locks you in unless you can break it with a 0. Also, same game, Fake!Riku's insta-stuns... that lasted until he could... stun you again... D8<

EDIT: AND In Kingdom Hearts 2 when you have to finish important and tough boss battles with a finisher, and they keep interrupting your combos. The Pete battle in Timeless River gave me trouble because he kept juggling me... >.<
 

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Irridium said:
teutonicman said:
But The Council also won't believe in The Reapers so fuck them(excluding Anderson). I found that there were a lot of those bullshit moment is Prototype. For example, ridiculously long health bars, tight quarters, or cheap attacks. OH and of course the final boss in Fable 3...... I was highly unimpressed.
Was Fable 3's final boss better then Fable 2's at least?

I haven't played the game, so I guess a "yes" or "no" or "pretty much the same" would be fine. Just try to keep it spoiler-free.
If by better you mean provided some kind of resistance.... than yes Fable 3's boss is better than 2's.
 

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Mine was while playing black ops yesterday I was stormed buy the entire team using Ak47u's.

Three shots with a silenced smg across the map my ass.
 

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For the most part I don't have a problem with Fallout: New Vegas, but one particular instance stands out. It was night. I was sneaking though a Deathclaw infested area when I get a caution sign. A quick look in VATS told me I was spotted by a Deathclaw and a young Deathclaw. The range between us was fairly large and they were the only ones anywhere near me. So I thought a speedy conclusion to the fight would be best. Not wanting to waste much of my limited ammo I pulled out the Euclid's C-Finder.

For those of you not in the know let me show you what this weapon does once connected to the Archimedes II Satellite.



It was a direct hit. Assuming the matter was settled I started to move on . . . then the smoke cleared. The Deathclaw was in the process of standing back up again and then proceeded to rush me. Word for word that's what I said.
 

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When I spend literally an entire game of Black Ops getting killed within seven seconds of spawning.
 

NinjaMoogle218

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Most racing games I love. Love 'em to death. But they almost always have the same problem.

In ones where there's traffic (see: the Burnout series, NFS series, et al.), the traffic seems to take this heroic stance where they will go WAY THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR WAY to T-bone your ass, or cut you off at juuuuust the right time that there's no fucking way you're gonna be able to react in time so you have no choice to plow right into them. Even in games like GTA or Mercenaries (fucking MERCENARIES! Jesus!), the Innocent Bystander AI is just re-goddamn-tarded.

But that's not all. In ANY game in which there are pursuit or race events in your control, you always, ALWAYS become paranoid for the most insidious programming in 30 years of gaming.

I call it, "The Rogue Pixel".

The Rogue Pixel can come up anywhere. Let's take, say, a Need For Speed game: you're cruising along at like 150mph, ain't no way nobody's catching up to you, you're taking those turns like you've lived in this neighborhood since you were a kid. You get close to a wall, and think to yourself, "Nah, I'll make this one easy." And you know this because you have before; hell, you've been closer and made it without even scratching the paint job.
But not this time. Oh no, not this time. No, this time, the Rogue Pixel is in the street. And it's here to FUCK YOUR DAY RIGHT OFF.
Because what happens when you hit that Rogue Pixel? You stop. No two-wheeling over it, no sudden ramp-off into the wild blue yonder, no sweet 180 that still kinda sucks but at least it looks cool. The Rogue Pixel may be just one pixel in size, but when your car/runner/other such fast-moving thing hits it, that sonofabitch might as well be the Great Wall of Goddamn China, because you will STOP. DEAD. IN. YOUR. TRACKS.
You lose your huge lead, all your nitro, and your dignity as you watch people six seconds back pass your ass like you were standing still. Because, you know, you kinda are.
I've lost races because I forget how to properly take turns. I've lost races because a battle between first and second boiled down to me putting my opponent into a wall as hard as I could just so he couldn't beat me. (that Corvette Z06 from GT3 may never remember me as a man, but it will always remember how my Viper looks barreling head-first into his passenger side door. Fucker.) But those are all losses I can accept, shake off, and move beyond.
But the Rogue Pixel... that... FUCKER... will always singe my asshairs. To quote Dr. Dre: "Man, fuck that *****."
 

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You think that's bad? I TRY to stun people with a smoke bomb, only to have them ignore it and still sprint towards me and kill me
Lol. I've had a guy who was running directly behind me, ground level, jump over my smoke bomb and stab me.
 

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Occasionally in Assassins's Creed (all of them) the free running gets a bit stupid. Wanting to jump on posts? No, fuck you, I want to die in the water, even though the control stick was maybe a degree or two off and the game probably should have homed in on the fact that I wanted to jump to the post, not die a watery death. Also the execute chains in Brotherhood. I'm tapping X (360) to attack the next guy in line and what does he do? Swings the damn sword or whatever I've got out as an attack and totally kills any chance of me getting a challenge done. I love the series, but they still have some bugs to work out.
 

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Aside from a good amount of my deaths in MW2:

It seems like every time I'm on the winning team, rather I should say a team that doesn't make me make up for their shortcomings, I get disconnected.

Seems like every time I get an AC130 or chopper gunner, i get disconnected, and there are many other times I've come very close to getting those when the enemy that will be the 11th kill kills me instead because my connection just suddenly lagged for that split second and he got me first. While at the same time I have four bars and a great connection for the rest of the game.

Many many many "aww come on wtf?" moments for me.
 

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I said "oh come the fuck on" quite often while trying to get the Mile High Club achievement. I finally got it though. I said it more when I was trying to get it on my girlfriend's profile and I couldn't do it. I was not happy, she took the controller away because she was scared of me :/
 

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L3m0n_L1m3 said:
Getting in a gunfight with anyone using a famas, AUG, AK74u, or galil in Black Ops. As well as getting spawn killed 19 times in a row by a chopper gunner that a 7 and 19 player got in a carepackage. Also people who use ghost, and the utter lack of bullet penetration in the game unless you have hardened.

And creepers.
Yeah, those weapons can get pretty cheap. I used the FAMAS for a while, and even the AK74u, but only until I unlocked the guns that I wanted, mainly the AK47 and Kiparis. I rage so hard when I get killed by someone using ghost. It pisses me off so much.

I don't have too much of a problem with creepers. Though, they still scare the living piss out of me when they come out of nowhere or somehow spawn inside my base.

I think the thing that pisses me off the most is when I start shooting a guy first yet he somehow is able to kill me.
 

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Basically any of the Dark World levels in Super Meat Boy that involve those damned missile launchers.
 

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When I was first starting to play Starcraft 2 online(shortly after release, i had enough time to go through the single player, that was about it) i was constantly playing against nothing but Zerg players. I decided to use Terran, simply because i had just spent like 10 hours or something playing as them and had no idea what the other two sides even had beyond what i'd seen while playing.

Started out early doing the barracks + supply depot blocking recommended in the tutorials and such, had mostly marines, with a few marauders. Suddenly like 50 of those tank like zerg units (roaches? lurkers? been a while) unburrow and eat my base. That's fine, i go into the next game and focus more on marauders(note:the reason i specify just infantry units is because i lose before anything else can even come into play) and i am promptly swarmed with flying stuff(mutalisks?) that my marauders can't touch.

Then i never played online again cause that was flat out BS.
 

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VelvetHorror said:
L3m0n_L1m3 said:
Getting in a gunfight with anyone using a famas, AUG, AK74u, or galil in Black Ops. As well as getting spawn killed 19 times in a row by a chopper gunner that a 7 and 19 player got in a carepackage. Also people who use ghost, and the utter lack of bullet penetration in the game unless you have hardened.

And creepers.
Yeah, those weapons can get pretty cheap. I used the FAMAS for a while, and even the AK74u, but only until I unlocked the guns that I wanted, mainly the AK47 and Kiparis. I rage so hard when I get killed by someone using ghost. It pisses me off so much.

I don't have too much of a problem with creepers. Though, they still scare the living piss out of me when they come out of nowhere or somehow spawn inside my base.

I think the thing that pisses me off the most is when I start shooting a guy first yet he somehow is able to kill me.
I hate the ak74u soooo much its like the UMP or the MP40 of previous CoD games its just overused, i cant say i agree with the galil and ghost thing though seenings as theyre my favourite perk and 2nd favourite gun :S, also how you line someone up perfectly on their head with a sniper and the bullet just flies through like nothing is there.