Your Gravestone

[Psypherus]

"I'm right behind you"

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Someday your name and lifespan will be carved in a rock and have a quote like this under it. Morbid isn't it?"

 

[Plauged1]

To emo kids in training: cut the wrists or thighs, NOT THE JUGULAR.

 

[Plauged1]

Player 1: DEFEATED.

If we are ever buried side by side, can I say "Boss is victorious?" =p
Or at least player 2: Pwned teh Noob?

 

[Kirosilence]

The following is a trick performed by Penn and Teller.

Say you are going to the Forest Lawn cemetery, the most famous cemetery in the US. A lot of famous people are buried there.

Before you go, you claim that you want to try out a card trick, go to your friend, and offer him a deck. Obviously this will either be a trick deck, or shuffled in such a way that you will know the outcome to be, a Three of Clubs. Tell your friend to remember that card forever and to stick it in their pocket.

Say "I think you picked the five of Diamonds" or something, so that they believe your trick has failed.

Now head off to the cemetery and find the gravestone of Penn and Teller.

Spoiler

I'd do something like this.

 

[Dragon Zero]

-Flawless Victory!!!
-Commited suicide when he started hearing Navi in his sleep.
-Hey buddy can you set the DVR to record Conquest on the History International channel?
-Look behind you!
-Let us go out this evening for pleasure. The night is still young.
-Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start (I'm seriously dissappointed that this wasn't mentioned sooner)
-My stupid team mate startled the Witch.

EDIT: I want my casket to look like a UPS package with the words "Please return to sender"

I'm gonna have to say that a return to sender sticker on a casket would be hilarious.

Although where your parents would put it I don't know...

Oh, wait, God? What?

What do you mean "What?"

EDIT: I thought of another "Good News: Heaven's got a great Hotel. Bad News: Your scheduled to check in tommorrow."

 

[sky14kemea]

im not good at being witty, so i go with the classic "i told you i was ill" =D
or if im feeling really random on my deathbed, "this is not a urinal, pee somewhere else!"

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

If I plan on having a Sentence for laughs it'd be "I beat you in the Human Race"

 

[zakwak01]

mine would say in verry small wrighting
"your standing on my crutch"

 

[Sh0tgUntHen00b]

I would have
"I'm a vampire now, don't look behind you. I need minions."

 

[Harlemura]

"If this grave's empty, don't worry, he would be a terrible zombie."

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"Just wait till I come back as a zombie".

 

[stormyfs]

"As you are, I once was,
As I am, you shall be."

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

"My only regret is not having more soda"

 

[Nargleblarg]

I might just have a shrine of a ak-47 coated in silver.
it says
Here lies an idiot who couldn't fire a gun to save his life.

 

[tkmachine]

"You should see the other guy."

"i told you i was sick"

You and Oscar Levant.