Your grown-up kid is gay

[JohnJacobJingle]

Your child has grown up, and has come out of the closet....what do you do? What is your response?

 

[Otterwuff]

Nothing. I'm gay myself - if I had a kid, I'd be a damned hypocrite to berate him for being homosexual.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Nothing. It's his decision. As long as he's happy.

 

[Elesar]

And?

 

[Urgh76]

i accept him for who he is wrap him in a hug then stab him in the back like a... a... oh what's the word.... oh yeah! BACKSTABBER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA! everything except for the last parts is my real answer

 

[Trivun]

Nothing. I'd simply accept it. I'd be slightly surprised and shocked, naturally, but I wouldn't have a problem with it once I got over the initial shock (which is just being human, really). It's up to my future adult children if they like their own gender or not. I can't change it.

And what about you, OP? If you post a thread you can at least try and thicken your post a bit more and put your own thoughts and opinions down, after all...

 

[McHanhan]

Absolutely nothing. Why would I want to interfere with his sexual orientation?.

 

[Aardvark]

I tell him to stop posting threads about it on the internet.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Um. I wouldn't do a thing, it's his choice and Homosexual is actually partly involved with genes anyway. I'd care for child no matter what his sexuality.

 

[Nimbus]

"Uh, ok. Whatever."

 

[ZeroMachine]

I'd probably make a "took ya this long to figure it out?" joke, and then give him/her a hearty hug and tell them what I would have been telling them their whole life. "As long as you aren't a serial killer, I'll love you no matter what you are."

 

[gremily]

...Fuck...

(I failed)

 

[Sketchy]

Indifference. I realised I'm not a homophobe, as a good friend of mine recently told me he was gay.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

"Oh. Okay.

Crumpet?"

 

[Terramax]

I'd ask for my porn magazines back (after all he's not using them).

...Fuck...

(I failed)

This spring to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40&feature=player_profilepage

 

[Jaythulhu]

Who fucking cares? As long as he/she uses protection when they screw someone, and and preferably screw someone they care about as opposed to random fucking (if you've ever fucked someone for any reason other than love, you're a whore. Deal with it).

If I had a son/daughter, and they were gay, I'd be at every fucking gay pride parade, carrying a banner that says "Parent of a Gay and Proud!".

 

[Alphavillain]

AGHHH! I've got a kid?! Why didn't you tell me before! And he's GAY? Oh, that bit's okay.

 

[Kilaknux]

Nothing, really.
"You're gay? OK then. Would pass the salt, me hearty?"

 

[JanatUrlich]

(if you've ever fucked someone for any reason other than love, you're a whore. Deal with it).

...what?

Bit of a sweeping generalisation there!

OT: I'd be cool with it. I'm bi myself anyway so it'd be a bit weird if I was like HOW DARE YOU BE GAY?

 

[Deity1986]

I would call them the spawn of Satan and throw salt over them.