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Milney

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Best hiding spot there is:

Live on your own.

Ta-daa! Everything is mystically protected and private. I'm not sure of the exact mechanism but so far, so good!
 

AngryMongoose

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Milney said:
Best hiding spot there is:

Live on your own.

Ta-daa! Everything is mystically protected and private. I'm not sure of the exact mechanism but so far, so good!
Until, of course, the police raid your house.
 

notyouraveragejoe

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Echer123 said:
I keep my most prized items up my ass.

No one ever thinks to look there.
*searches* Wait what? A flower and a bottle of wine? You thought of me? How sweet.


I used to keep all my cash in an envelope in the middle of a big book on Mount Everest. Though I have to change it since my Mom saw me getting some money out (same thing happened with the last one which was an art book).

I also used to have about 8 wallets lying about my room with only one of them containing a substantial amount of money (rest only had about 2-10 bucks each).
 

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orangeapples said:
Underground Bunker. Access is from the attic. No one ever will look for it.

j/k

Trick Drawers.
each drawer lost about 1/2 an inch in height at the bottom.
easy to do:
line the bottom of each drawer with little 1/2x1/2 inch pieces of wood with another 1/2x1/2 inch strip in the middle.
Then cut some cork boards to perfectly fit in the drawer and lay on the wood lining. No one ever suspects it.
Ingenious!

OT: I don't have anything to hide, although I save the hyperlinks to things I'd rather noone spotted (even sort-of innocent things like Dramatica (not innocent, I know, but hardly incriminating)) in a notepad document in my documents. I then change one letter in each of the words in the hyperlink until it's absaloute nonsense.

Once or twice, though, I foget the original adress and end up with a possibly embarrasing hyperlink that I CAN'T EVEN USE MYSELF
 

Parallel Streaks

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The really secret stuff I used to keep in my bass-drum, it was both efficient and made a nice resounding BANG each time.

When I didn't tell my parents I smoked, I used to smuggle one in a kazoo to school everyday, that was pretty genius. I was a clever little bastard.
 

Koeryn

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orangeapples said:
Underground Bunker. Access is from the attic. No one ever will look for it.

j/k

Trick Drawers.
each drawer lost about 1/2 an inch in height at the bottom.
easy to do:
line the bottom of each drawer with little 1/2x1/2 inch pieces of wood with another 1/2x1/2 inch strip in the middle.
Then cut some cork boards to perfectly fit in the drawer and lay on the wood lining. No one ever suspects it.

You've apparently never had your drawers turned out.
 

Ganthrinor

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I've actually got an old bank safe deposit box with one key that I keep on me at all times... and is currently emtpy.

When I used to smoke pot, I kept my weed in plastic baggies or film cans with my pipe in a Crown Royal bag tucked away in various locations. Usually in a corner of a book case or the underwear drawer.

I've noticed a habit I have of moving my "stash spots" around every so often. My current one isn't even in the house I'm living in...
 

Distorted Stu

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Lol as a kid i used to hide condoms in my mini PSP case. To this day i still store them in there, but i no longer hide the case. Really, look at the size of a UMD, then a condom packet! Pretty much the shame size!

More recently I hide things under my carpet behind my wardbrobe. 100% secure due to its akward location, the effort it takes to move the furniture and rip up the carpet. Not to mentoin the spider guards stationed there. To enter my secret vault, first you must vacume the surrounding area of all spiders & cobwebs. Only then is it safe to move furniture and rip carpet.

EDIT: Also, when we first moved into the house. I found a minisfae behind the plug socket. I found it after i couldnt find out why my phone wouldnt charge from there. There was a key also behidn there, so the previous owners were paranoid, yet attentive. 3 years of having my own safe, my dad tryed to use the plug for something, then in turn he ripped off the socket to find why it wouldnt work. He then foudn my safe. Thinking that we never noticed it before, it crowbarred and drilled that fucker until it popped open. Only to find random junk i collected as a kid (A porn mag i once found, blue eyes ultimate dragon, a crystal find and some jewlery i found).
 

Daveman

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I keep no records. I don't have anything I need to hide... as long as I remember to wipe my internet history.

Also it would be very stupid to tell you where I hid the bodies.
 

dmase

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fenrizz said:
dmase said:
Echer123 said:
I keep my most prized items up my ass.

No one ever thinks to look there.
Lets see you explain why your ass beeps when they wave the magic wand over it at the airport.

I used to keep everything that I didn't want my parents to see hidden in my suv. The back row of seats can be moved up and under there is a good spot that you can even see when you look under the seats. I kept condoms, cigarettes, and small amounts of alcohol there before. Now i just use it for alcohol because well i'm underage and unless the cops decides to search the car he probably won't see it.
You have (and is driving I assume) a car, yet you are underage for drinking?

I find this to be very, very odd...
Please do enligthen me.


OT:
Inside a kinder egg, on top of my closet behind lots of junk is my prized hasish.
You can always tell who is a brit, scot, or ozzy with statements like this.(I'm pretty sure these countries have 18 as the drinking age)

I live in America were the drinking age is 21, I could drive by myself when i was 15 i'm now 18. If a cop where to find or see alcohol in my car unopened, opened yet empty, or opened yet someone else is drinking it wouldn't matter if i had alcohol in my system or not. Legally i could get charged with possession and something else where they could take my license away. Before i was 18 finding alcohol in my car could make it so my license was taken away until i was 18. We have a zero tolerance law here(at least in Virginia), but it takes a real dick of a cop to turn you in because your dad or someone is drinking in the car while you are completely sober.

Edit: this is only for driving and alcohol; cops leave you alone and just make you call your parents to pick you up(if that) if no one is driving or in a car.
 

Vitor Goncalves

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fluffybacon said:
Willeus said:
Everyone seems to have a hiding spot for their secret belongings. Whether it be a bag of weed, pornographic magazines, incriminating photos of you trashed at a party, etc.
Don't hide it burn it.

Works for all of the above.
In the case of incriminated photographs, the solution includes whoever took the pictures unless it was you.
 

Marsell

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Julianking93 said:
I have a large bookshelf that I keep all my normal books in but if you move a latch and lift up the base of it, you'll find a hollowed out spot where I put my loli hentai comics :D
speaking of which, I want that bookshelf and those comics back >:D
 

Andalusa

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Alcohol in a box under my bed... not very imaginative, but my mother never comes into my room so it doesn't have to be.
 

joshuaayt

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In a small unmarked box under my desk, behind the katana and two wakizashi. No one even notices the box; "Goddamn, this guy has three swords!"
 

Julianking93

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Aisaka said:
Julianking93 said:
I have a large bookshelf that I keep all my normal books in but if you move a latch and lift up the base of it, you'll find a hollowed out spot where I put my loli hentai comics :D
Ah, good old loli hentai, anyone thats says they don't like it is LYING!

OT: I just hide mine under my set of drawers, because the it's hollow underneath.
Indeed they are.

They just don't want to sound like a pedobear, but all of you like it. Every last one of you....
 

fenrizz

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dmase said:
fenrizz said:
dmase said:
Echer123 said:
I keep my most prized items up my ass.

No one ever thinks to look there.
Lets see you explain why your ass beeps when they wave the magic wand over it at the airport.

I used to keep everything that I didn't want my parents to see hidden in my suv. The back row of seats can be moved up and under there is a good spot that you can even see when you look under the seats. I kept condoms, cigarettes, and small amounts of alcohol there before. Now i just use it for alcohol because well i'm underage and unless the cops decides to search the car he probably won't see it.
You have (and is driving I assume) a car, yet you are underage for drinking?

I find this to be very, very odd...
Please do enligthen me.


OT:
Inside a kinder egg, on top of my closet behind lots of junk is my prized hasish.
You can always tell who is a brit, scot, or ozzy with statements like this.(I'm pretty sure these countries have 18 as the drinking age)

I live in America were the drinking age is 21, I could drive by myself when i was 15 i'm now 18. If a cop where to find or see alcohol in my car unopened, opened yet empty, or opened yet someone else is drinking it wouldn't matter if i had alcohol in my system or not. Legally i could get charged with possession and something else where they could take my license away. Before i was 18 finding alcohol in my car could make it so my license was taken away until i was 18. We have a zero tolerance law here(at least in Virginia), but it takes a real dick of a cop to turn you in because your dad or someone is drinking in the car while you are completely sober.

Edit: this is only for driving and alcohol; cops leave you alone and just make you call your parents to pick you up(if that) if no one is driving or in a car.
Wow, that seems very strange to me, I must say.
It's quite interesting to see (or her about) these odd differences around the globe:)

Here in Norway the drinking, driving and voting age is all 18, except for alcohol over 20% which is 20.
Though they have a hearing at the moment to see if they should "up" the age limit for tobacco from 18 to 20.
I doubt it will pass though, as there is some resistance to the motion.

But I wander way off subject here.

Cheers from Norway:)
 

Blazing Steel

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When one of my 2 speakers died, I just hollowed it out and it's now quite a sizable hole for me to stick stuff in. Inside my beenbag, as long as it doesn't have any sharp corners or is breakable. Finally the door to my wardrobe is almost an inch thick and I pulled the strip of wood off to find the perfect slot for any sort of mags of thin stuff.
 

GreyWolf257

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I hide some stuff inside an electrical outlet and some other stuff in a little box inside an obscure little latch in my closet that leads to the attic. I don't use drugs or anything, but I don't know what the hell I would do if anyone found my money. My porn, though, is expertly hidden on my computer, and only a determined person with knowledge of computers or one of those $100.00 Flesh Finder things could find it.