Your impossible questions?

[Mariakitten]

Will time ever end?

According to modern cosmological theory, the universe will end by fizzling out, thus rendering time meaningless. Our perception of time is very biased anyway, all dependent on the earth's rotation and whatnot.

Oh, alright that solves that.

 

[Urialanis]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

Can you add something that can't be measured? Not sure if that counts as an answer or another question.

 

[Kathinka]

can god create a rock so heavy, that he himself can not lift it up anymore?

if he can't, he is not omnipotent.
if he can, he can't lift it and therefore is not omnipotent again

 

[Urialanis]

Oh, I got a question finally.

Does the Paranormal exist?

Depends on your definitions of normal and paranormal really, I haven't met anyone I could describe as 'normal' in my 18 years of being on this planet.

 

[Megacherv]

I have one.

If a fly is flying down the railway line and happens to meet the windscreen of a train travelling in the opposite direction, does the fly stop before going back in the same direction as the train, even for a nanosecond?

Logic states that if something is going to suddenly change direction 180 degrees (with no deviation left or right), it'll have to stop, even for the smallest time. But if the train is moving in that direction, how could the fly stop before going the other way?

Yes it would, despite probably for a very small immeasurable amount of time. The train causes the fly to accelerate in the direction of the train (which happens to be the complete opposite of what the fly is travelling). This means that the fly's speed decreases, then rapidly increases in the opposite direction (or to say it more scientifically, its velocity in the direction in the train rapidly increases).

God I love doing A-level physics...

 

[Ossum]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

That's easy. Shoot Justin Beiber, woo Miley Cyrus. Don't matter if her music sucks, if you can marry her you're loaded for life. She's pretty good looking and very close to 18, so all you have to give up is good music at home and dealing with her moochy dad sponging off her fame.

Hell, you could divorce her shortly after and clean up on the divorce proceedings, especially if the prenuptial agreement has holes in it, or there isn't one.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Who is phone? (Inside joke between a bunch of blokes I know on skype.)

You guys and /b/.
I was phone.
OT: Do blind people dream? I mean blind people from birth...

 

[subject_87]

Where in the hell is Episode 3?

 

[GenericAmerican]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

To Infinity AND BEYOND!!!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

 

[Urialanis]

Who coined the phrase 'coined the phrase'? What did they say when it happened?

 

[gabe12301]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does anyone care?

I would feel the tree's death as a tremor in the force but I probably wouldn't care.

 

[gabe12301]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

You telling me you look at your ass everytime you do that.

They just be thorough.

I'm very flexible...

.....no comment needed.

 

[REAPER5594]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

position yourself so you get one shot two kills.

 

[Feralcentaur]

What is a third of 10? It just goes on like 3.33333333333333....forever.

 

[Levitas1234]

What would happen if an unstoppable force met an indestructible wall?

It pushes the wall, hurr durr.

Sorry but it's unmovable object not indestructible.

 

[MySoxSmell]

if i asked you to have sex with me

would your anwser to this question be the same as the anwser to that question?

 

[Feralcentaur]

can god create a rock so heavy, that he himself can not lift it up anymore?

if he can't, he is not omnipotent.
if he can, he can't lift it and therefore is not omnipotent again

If I was god I'd just change the laws of logic and reality to make it so I'm omipotent no matter what.