Your impossible questions?

[pendragon177]

Whats blue in the summer brown in the winter and smells like cheese?? No one knows the answer to this!

 

[Alon Shechter]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

Great, this'll stick in my head for eternity.
Thank you, Jackson.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pain/PN00017

Science is a friend of mine.

I've read stuff like that, but I don't know why pain hurts. It's just a sensation like any other, what makes something like (for example) sex good and pain bad? I realise my body is made to function that way, but I don't fucking understand what the feelings are.

This is why I get strange looks, I know the science behind pain but I can't fucking ask the question I want to without sounding like a freak.

 

[shogunblade]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

Stand up for a second and wiggle your hips, if it doesn't feel right, go down for round 2.

As for my question:

If I leave here tomorrow...Will you still remember me?

 

[camokkid]

Why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

 

[Skorpyo]

Infinite + Infinite = ???

42, obviously.

OT:When does anything stop being made of something smaller?

 

[Buizel91]

Will you ever look at this sign the same again? =D

 

[Art3mis]

Why does pain hurt?

I either get a strange look or "because it does". I still dunno why it hurts, or what pain even is. I feel pain, but I have no idea why it hurts me, or what "hurt" is. Ah fuck, I'm just diving by zero here.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pain/PN00017

Science is a friend of mine.

I've read stuff like that, but I don't know why pain hurts. It's just a sensation like any other, what makes something like (for example) sex good and pain bad? I realise my body is made to function that way, but I don't fucking understand what the feelings are.

This is why I get strange looks, I know the science behind pain but I can't fucking ask the question I want to without sounding like a freak.

There's a fine line between pain and pleasure. What one person considers painful might be pleasurable to someone else.

 

[JonnyZOMG]

Your trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Miley Cirus, both are having a karaoke contest, and you have only one bullet in your revolver. What to do?

Shoot one of them then beat the other to death with the empty gun and your bare hands.

Fire the bullet to get both of their attention, then beat them both to death with the gun/bare hands.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I have one.

If a fly is flying down the railway line and happens to meet the windscreen of a train travelling in the opposite direction, does the fly stop before going back in the same direction as the train, even for a nanosecond?

Logic states that if something is going to suddenly change direction 180 degrees (with no deviation left or right), it'll have to stop, even for the smallest time. But if the train is moving in that direction, how could the fly stop before going the other way?

Such are the puruits of Quantum physics, to pursue an answer to that question.
The amount of time that the fly (or it's summary particles) would have a net velocity of zero would be negligible.
In the same way that if a freight train hits a concrete wall, the entire train does not instantly come to a full stop, the deceleration would be a cascading effect from the locomotive to the first car, second car and so forth backwards. The same it would be with the fly, but on a minute scale. Since the cascading effect of the deceleration of the fly would take far less time to elapse then that freight train example I gave, it would be difficult to accurately assess how much time that actually would take.

 

[Sacman]

Fucking magnets! How do they wo...

Nevermind.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

lol Cyberpunk literature reference...
OT: Is there a God?

 

[Sacman]

Will you ever look at this sign the same again? =D

I don't get it...

 

[guntotingtomcat]

Man invents time machine.
He was able to because on his first return trip he went back in time and told himself the design.
Where did the design come from?

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Can somebody with multiple personalities fall in love with one of their personalities?

Not really impossible to answer, just something that's been bugging me for awhile.

 

[Twilight_guy]

How much wood wou7ld a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The Correct answer is : He chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck if he could chuck wood but nobody seems to know.

 

[Underground Man]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX???