Your just walking down the street and then suddenly...

[Griffstar]

I kept walking to where I was going.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The streetlights were actually made out of taffy, and I eat like a king.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

...I spot Mark Wahlberg hadoukening Wesley Snipes as Vince and Jules invite me into the back of their ride to discuss the plausibility of divine intervention while reciting the rules of Fight Club.

Oh yeah, and then Adrien Brody appears and insists he show me his Pianist.

 

[Urgol]

THE SPANISH INQUISITION

 

[PureChaos]

i am abducted by aliens again. those bastards won't leave me alone

 

[AgentDarkmoon]

Cats. Cats everywhere. From domesticated kittens to cheetahs/lions/tigers, and everything in between.

 

[Quaxar]

... blue box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box, man eats fish custard.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

In my reality, seahorses take over the world, surprised no one saw that coming. (points if anyone can guess where that joke came from)

Someone's been watching Nostalgia Critic reviews lately.

OT: A blue telephone box appears out of nowhere and a man comes out of it, telling me "Run for your life!" Then I'm choked by a plastic arm that he was carrying.

Alternatively:

Spoiler: Suddenly!

Edit: Curse you Quaxar! You ninja you!

 

[spartandude]

wild spartan dude appeared!

 

[Dfskelleton]

Suddenly, I am approached by an ancient Chinese Emperor. The Emperor explains how I am actually made of cardboard, and therefore have power over all dishwashers. I adopt every dishwasher on the planet and name them all Soopits. With my army of Soopits, we march to the vaccuum cleaner store and buy the best vaccuum cleaner in the store. We then use this vaccuum to suck up the entire ocean. We then fly into space and pour the ocean on the sun, thus putting the sun out once and for all, giving rights to every tangerine in the northern hemisphere. With rights for all tangerines, I return home to take a bath, only to find that my bathtub was my one and only son all along. After a touching reunion, we drink the core of the earth as father and son, becoming planets ourselves in the process.
That, or I adopt a squid and name him Overlord Buzzdeathmurderfrenzygorekill IV: Devourer of souls. With my trusty steed, I conquer Malaysia.

CONGRATULATIONS! You won the "Gir the robot" award for most hilariously random post. Good work!

In my reality, seahorses take over the world, surprised no one saw that coming. (points if anyone can guess where that joke came from)

...
I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!

 

[sdfgsdfgdfsg]

...a fucking jet falls down from the sky, killing a whole bunch of people, and then Commander Shepard climbs out of it, puts on aviator glasses and says "Deal with it".

 

[rancher of monsters]

DICKWOLVES HAPPEN!

VAGINACATS HAPPEN!

Take that Penny Arcade.