Your just walking down the street and then suddenly...

[MrShowerHead]

Suddenly...

Oh, Mother Russia, union of lands
Will of the people, strong in command
Oh, Mother Russia, union of lands
Once more victorious, the Red Army stands!!

I don't know, I was just listening to that, first thing that came up

 

[WolfEdge]

RANDOM ENCOUNTER!

ATTACK
MAGIC
ITEMS
>RUN THE FUCK AWAY

 

[Laser Priest]

I'm walking down the street when suddenly I join in an elaborate musical number, singing upbeat songs about the end of all life on Earth!

 

[Jonluw]

I pull out my laptop, make myself a mod on the escapist forums, and throw this thread into the forum games section where it belongs.

 

[CommanderKirov]

I suddenly become aware of the fact that it is Friday.

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Well not really like that, I mean they would just like... Literally disappear. Like One would walk behind a corner and when you go and see where he went you see just a dead end.

Oh yes, I understand this. But I only have the Simpson's parody ("The Homega Man") to go on, and in it, after everyone dies, he sort of goes around just having the time of his life; watching movies without paying, dancing naked in church to "War, What Good Is it For," and shooting the shit. Then the freaks show up and eat his brains...

+ I don't really understand the fun of zombie apocalypse... Or what is so interesting in it o.o...

...fun? More like desperation. Some people are just really interested in being outnumbered and underpowered. Then again, some people just like having the whole earth turning into living targets...

 

[GraveeKing]

I trip up on my lack of shoe-laces. Fall face first into a manhole - only to find a trampoline at the bottom and get sent flying back out cartoon style, sadly my luck ends there as gravity like the blighter she is pulls me back down to the ground and i get my head stuck in the concrete pavement.
Because of this I'm late to work and lose my break that day and hence become exceedingly hungry for lunch, eating a bit more than I usually do. For the next few months this becomes a habit of eating too much on my lunch and I become morbidly obese. Thankfully in this time in the future they've got too many skinny models and as I walk to work for the 5th year in my life all fat and depressed etc, a crazy trained Hippo with a giant needle pins me down and sucks out all my fat to sell to the skinny models agents. Curing me completely and once again the day is saved by hippos. The end.

 

[moretimethansense]

*You're

Now that we have that sorted out.

I'm walking down the street then...

Spoiler

 

[woots7]

then my tie tries to kill me and i ask some guy for help and he walks away.

 

[ScorpSt]

I'm hit by a truck which somehow gives me superpowers.

Seriously, that's the first thing that popped into my head before I even clicked on the link to the page.

 

[Angry Camel]

A cat that has mastered telekenisis throws me 100 metres straight into my local swimming pool. The pool has been infested with rabid man-eating penguins, but I swim out just in time.

Only to come face to face with a bear. And the bear knows karate. And it shoots lasers.

 

[iamthe1]

My penis bites me in the leg. And I'm like "What the fuck, penis?!" And my penis is like "What now, *****?"

 

[Jezzascmezza]

...Robo-Hitler jumps out of a bush and sprays air freshener at my crotch.
Then a gang of skinheads comes out of his mouth and start singing Springtime For Hitler while dancing in a chorus line.
Then Rebecca Black comes along and starts to teach us the days of the week, but she doesn't get to Friday, as the world spontaneously combusts.

That was quite fun, thinking of that.
I have reached enlightenment.

 

[zombiejoe]

Well, you make up what happened, first thing to pop in your head, go!

A mad doctor pulls off my pants and sends rabid ducks after me...long story short I found true love in Zimbabwe.

But only mammals can get rabies....

OT: ...I feel compelled to clarify something.

They were made by a mad doctor!

 

[zombiejoe]

Guys, you'll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while I was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so I went up to my room. a few minutes later, I heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. I thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. Then I heard her scream and I got worried so I ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

you got me

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I briefly pause to look in a shop window, shortly deciding I don't have enough money and continuing my walk.

 

[TheIronRuler]

I am thrown into a dark oblivion by Cthulu.
*cough*
What? It's very original...

 

[Griffolion]

An attractive girl appears!

Griff uses silly but cute chat up line!

It's super effective!


*Wakes up* DAMMIT

 

[Kyle Roberts]

I jizz in my pants.

 

[Viking Incognito]

A dog tackles me and he is a stray and I adopt him and we become best friends.