Your just walking down the street and then suddenly...

[RoyalSorceress]

Suddenly, I am approached by an ancient Chinese Emperor. The Emperor explains how I am actually made of cardboard, and therefore have power over all dishwashers. I adopt every dishwasher on the planet and name them all Soopits. With my army of Soopits, we march to the vaccuum cleaner store and buy the best vaccuum cleaner in the store. We then use this vaccuum to suck up the entire ocean. We then fly into space and pour the ocean on the sun, thus putting the sun out once and for all, giving rights to every tangerine in the northern hemisphere. With rights for all tangerines, I return home to take a bath, only to find that my bathtub was my one and only son all along. After a touching reunion, we drink the core of the earth as father and son, becoming planets ourselves in the process.
That, or I adopt a squid and name him Overlord Buzzdeathmurderfrenzygorekill IV: Devourer of souls. With my trusty steed, I conquer Malaysia.

CONGRATULATIONS! You won the "Gir the robot" award for most hilariously random post. Good work!

In my reality, seahorses take over the world, surprised no one saw that coming. (points if anyone can guess where that joke came from)

 

[zombiestrangler]

I rip my pants off and beat up anyone that gives me strange look.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Guys, you'll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while I was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so I went up to my room. a few minutes later, I heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. I thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. Then I heard her scream and I got worried so I ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

 

[Nouw]

A pack of zombies appear and start infecting people.

It is the Escapist, I was expecting something similar.
[sub]Well I'd rather have an epic Mexican stand-off between Clint Eastwood and -loser's name here- Get it?[/sub]

 

[darkbshadow]

And all of a sudden I'm surrounded by ZOMBIES!!! Okay Don't Panic Just have to stay calm and start to head to the meet up point where my friends and I decided to go if Zombie Apocalypse happened. So I grab the nearest item near me that i can find. Which just so happens to be a baseball bat. I start hitting my way through the zombies and all of a sudden...

Vampires appear in front of me. So i go over to a fence and break off a piece of wood really quick and start bashing and staking my way through the Vampires and Zombies...

I keep killing my way though the hordes of monsters. It didn't just stop at Vampires and Zombies. I Killed Demons, Werewolves,* Witches, Warlocks, Ghosts, tons of movie type monsters, Hello Kitty, The characters from Star Wars, The Ninja Turtles... Wait the Ninja Turtles... That can't be.

Then i realize something, It's Halloween and I have just gone on a killing rampage on Humans. Maybe i should have noticed something was wrong after killing Movie characters... or the fact that people were screaming and running away from me rather then attacking...

That's when the police show up and get put away for a long time...

Alt Ending starting from *Just in case)

They really were Zombies and Monsters but when i get to safe house my friends are waiting for me... To kill me since they were already effected by the Virus. So I have to kill them and make my last stand at the nearest shelter... ** I hold out for a few minutes before getting overwhelmed and killed.


Alt Alt Ending Starting from **: (cause you know you have to have them)

I get surrounded by the sea of undead and just when all seems lost a Helicopter swoops in and drops a rope ladder to me. *** the scene ends with me riding out into the sunrise hanging on to the rope ladder

Alt Alt Alt Ending Starting from ***(Last one i promise)

I climb up the rope ladder and make my way to the cock pit where i find myself face to face with a Hot Female Succubus...

Then i delete everything I had just wrote, because it was rubbish. Turn off my laptop and start my trek home. I mean really who wants Another Zombie Story...

Then a Zombie Real Zombie Apocalypse happens, and I'm the first one who got infected...

The End!

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Every human on earth would just disappear and everything would be left as they were. All the fast food meals on the table, cars on the street etc. And I would be able to live in eternal solitude.

Isn't this the plot of The Omega Man?

 

[ninetails593]

Walking down the street, when a grammar nazi tries to make me hate this thread and fails

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Scenario A: Everyone in the world immediately falls into a deep coma, except for my best friend. The people are still alive, and will stay alive without nourishment, shelter, etc, until me and my friend finally die. Then the world continues onwards.

Scenario B: Suddenly I see blue electricity, and get punched in the face, then I get shaken awake by a sociopathic Nazi in a broken down old theater, while an American soldier, Russian soldier, and Japanese soldier are currently holding off waves of zombies. I immediately leap to my feet, run to the wall, and grab an M-14 and join in the fun.

 

[robodukky]

Cpt Falcon comes out of nowhere and clobbers me in the face. FALCON PUNCH!

 

[thirion1850]

...her eyes caught mine.


Ahh... l'amour~...

 

[alandavidson]

Aliens arrive and I get to go on an interstellar space adventure!

Captcha: eaterist eos,

 

[thylasos]

I roll a cigarette and change the song on my mp3 player, though not simultaneously, while still walking. Eventually, I wait at the bus stop, catch the bus, and go to lectures. I come home, do some work, have a few beers, watch something on my computer, go to bed, get up, get washed and dressed, leave the flat, and the cycle repeats.

Also I eat, and smoke about 9 more cigarettes. And drink coffee I've prepared, flask-wise.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

I now live in a Pokemon world... I'm OK with this.

I have Pokemonn 2000 playing on my other screen to help with my boredom. What? Pokemon 2000 and The First Movie were the only good ones, don't you judge me!

Spoiler

....I liked 3.
OP: a Deathclaw jumps out and kills me before I know what the hell is going on. I just got done with a New Vegas session.

 

[kickyourass]

I have two situations I'd like, I either get transported to Ancient Rome and get handed the deed to an entire Island. OR I get abducted by a race of aliens (Or lizard people, whichever's easiest) who want to make me their king.

 

[Tonimata]

...And suddenly I WIN. Which by default means that YOU LOSE. There, feel owned.

 

[SinisterGehe]

Every human on earth would just disappear and everything would be left as they were. All the fast food meals on the table, cars on the street etc. And I would be able to live in eternal solitude.

Isn't this the plot of The Omega Man?

I have no clue since I haven't seen the movie.
But that is my little dream. :3

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Every human on earth would just disappear and everything would be left as they were. All the fast food meals on the table, cars on the street etc. And I would be able to live in eternal solitude.

Isn't this the plot of The Omega Man?

I have no clue since I haven't seen the movie.
But that is my little dream. :3

Oh, it's based on the novel I Am Legend. "Two years after much of humankind was destroyed in a global war with biological weapons, Dr. Robert Neville leads a solitary existence in Los Angeles," says IMDB. So yeah, that pertains to your fantas- "Those humans that do remain are pigment-less albino creatures that roam the night destroying what remnants that may exist of the previous civilization."

Well... easy come, easy go.

 

[SinisterGehe]

Every human on earth would just disappear and everything would be left as they were. All the fast food meals on the table, cars on the street etc. And I would be able to live in eternal solitude.

Isn't this the plot of The Omega Man?

I have no clue since I haven't seen the movie.
But that is my little dream. :3

Oh, it's based on the novel I Am Legend. "Two years after much of humankind was destroyed in a global war with biological weapons, Dr. Robert Neville leads a solitary existence in Los Angeles," says IMDB. So yeah, that pertains to your fantas- "Those humans that do remain are pigment-less albino creatures that roam the night destroying what remnants that may exist of the previous civilization."

Well... easy come, easy go.

Well not really like that, I mean they would just like... Literally disappear. Like One would walk behind a corner and when you go and see where he went you see just a dead end. This would happen to EVERYONE! You sit cafeteria, when people go out of your sight they VANISH forewah!!. Sounds somehow something like a mix of matrix and Inception... Well I liked those movies (Even tho they weren't anything that amazing) and I have never said I am original.

+ I don't really understand the fun of zombie apocalypse... Or what is so interesting in it o.o...