Your kickass one-liner.

[hopeneverdies]

Do you see this gun? *Holds out the Ambassador. If you do, I can fix that.

 

[majeh13]

I've always liked "BOOOSH" (or bouche if you're French). Simple, straightforward, and yellable.

 

[KaZZaP]

Well my enemy would be some super evil guy so I would take a page out of Gokus book and say something like, "your hour of atonement has arrived".

 

[masterjiji]

"It's just been revoked!"
(LOL LETHAL WEAPON)

 

[Fox1789]

i wouldnt say anything, but i would give them a kiss on the cheek

 

[Kuchinawa212]

You know when they say your either part of the help or part of the problem? Well they're talking about you! *POW* there now your part of the solution

From Inside Freeman's mind

But I use in FPS

 

[IamQ]

"Don't fight until you know how"

it's kickass in my mind! :<

 

[IamQ]

I can't believe no one has said it.

Game Over.

Some more:
Your time is up.
I'm going to give you ten seconds, then I'm going to catch you and kill you. (i said this to a kid in high school after he threw a drink in my face. the results were hilarious)
Thats not a knife, this is a knife!

That's no knife...That's a space station.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Two choices.
I'll show you how thinly you slice! *Stab/jab/cut*
oooorrrrrrrr....
*Bang* And so passes [Name Here], [Scourge/Hero] of [Location Name]

 

[garjian]

id go for the whole emo-y approch...
a simple...
"hm..."
thats all it needs

 

[Penitent]

"Is trua dom amadán!"

Bonus points if you can tell what that is.

 

[metalcore42]

Here goes mine:
"Aww, shite! If only I had brought my knife, then I wouldn't have wasted all those bullets. . ."

 

[Zersy]

"Die ugly."
yes the truth hurts...
or "Lucky bastard! You're going to die"
confusing without lying once again!

Nice !!

mine would be a famous one

"Men go to jail, Dogs get put down" (BOOM !)

 

[Danny Ocean]

That was just my boomstick. Now you're going to take my log.

And like it.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

IT'S TURBO TIME!

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

One of those stupid lines from James Bond that aren't even good in context. I'd say something like "see you later, irrigator" and he'd just be all like wtf? and then I'd kill him while his face was in that position. Hopefully his face would stay like that once he was dead.

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

"I could shoot you in the head...but where's the fun in that"

 

[FallenRainbows]

FUCK YOU YOU PINK SONUVABITCH

It makes sence if you know me; followed by an entire clip of bullets and then screaming, then more bullets.

 

[Grab-bag]

"Oh, and I had your keys all along!"