Your kickass one-liner.

[Kilaknux]

My hand is quicker than your eye.
*WHACK"
But you should have been watching my feet

I confess I stole this.

 

[OniSuika]

"Ooooh....Nasty..."

Best used after a point blank shotgun kill, or a sniper headshot.

(hooray for my 100th post!)

 

[breadlord]

[heavy call] You are dead. Not big suprise.[/heavy call]

 

[Smack-Ferret]

You were strong, but not stronger (puts on sunglasses) then bullets.


YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Fightgarr]

*Shoots a zombie in the head*
That was a no-brainer.
*Cuts a dude in half*
What happened to him?
He had to split.
*Shoots someone through the eye*
I guess he didn't see it coming...
*Crushes someone under something*
Pressure getting to you? (Yeah that one was stolen from Arnold's outtakes on Commando. I thought I'd reappropriate it).

Then there is my ultimate one, which was part of Baby Teas original thread "You own personal one-liners" (which I'd post a link to but I'm severely lazy today):
*Throws a billiards ball at a guy, hitting him in the head and killing him, while his unarmed partner (also my enemy) looks on*
Looks like there's a solid advantage now.

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

"Looks like you're about to have a WHALE of a time!" I'd say as I push him into a pool of killer whales.

"It looks like I'm not the only one who thinks you're NUTS," I'd say as I push him into a basket of killer squirrels.

"You're screwed," I'd say as I destroy his head with a power-drill.

"BEE careful down there!" I'd say as I push him into a pit of bees.

I'd be a lame villain.

HAHAHAHAHA! Those are pretty good.

 

[CtrlAltD1337]

FOR PONY!

 

[titanium turtle]

either
"sleep tight, didn't put up a fight"
"easy as pie except pastry is tougher"
thats it so far

 

[USSR]

"Don't worry..Death, is only the beginning.."

 

[Hyper-space]

right to free speech?

you also have the right to silence.

 

[WittyName]

"Only human."

*BANG*

 

[TopHatTim]

well im canadian living in manchester.
and when we play baseball at school (yeah they do have some schools here in the UK that play it) im really good at it...and when i hit a homer i yell "THATS WHATS UP" and everyone loves it...then i walk that shit.

 

[TopHatTim]

"Ooooh....Nasty..."

Best used after a point blank shotgun kill, or a sniper headshot.

(hooray for my 100th post!)

that sounds like something you'd say in a dirty harry voice.

ahmiright?

 

[Jon Etheridge]

"Have fun sucking Satan's Cock." BAM!!!

 

[Some bullets]

prepare for THE LAG KNIFE!!!

 

[OniSuika]

"Ooooh....Nasty..."

Best used after a point blank shotgun kill, or a sniper headshot.

(hooray for my 100th post!)

that sounds like something you'd say in a dirty harry voice.

ahmiright?

No, but now that you mention it I might have to start saying it like that... It's from this show:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMqWizbXi6Q&feature=related
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn2FwR4MQOk&feature=related

 

[Yeq]

Hit with spade. Say, "Dig this."

Possibly throw vicious gibbons and say, "Quit monkeying around." Not sure about the second one. Requires peer review.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Alright, alright. Keep your willy on.

 

[Nerotharis]

M-m-m-monster kill.