Your Last Dick Move

[queensbomb]

What was the last thing that you did that made you think "Wow, I feel like a dick?"

Mine had to be a few days ago. I was walking around with a friend of mine, and we saw one of those Smart Cars showcased on the grassy lawn of a car dealer. We decided to tip it over and run.

So what was your last action?

 

[LINKXIII]

What was the last thing that you did that made you think "Wow, I feel like a dick?"

Mine had to be a few days ago. I was walking around with a friend of mine, and we saw one of those Smart Cars showcased on the grassy lawn of a car dealer. We decided to tip it over and run.

So what was your last action?

Im not that bad but online on halo3 a friend wouldn't shut up so when he almost killed the last man I shot him in the back

 

[Leorex]

I totaly sexually harassed this girl on a bus.
I was 9, but still, it was mean.

 

[LOOY]

I pissed in my boss's coffee

 

[lykopis783]

I ate my nieces last pack of princess snakes only to find out when my sister got home with her from the mall that they were to be her prize for behaving so well. I looked back at the box and it even had a label saying "Do Not Eat, These Are Brooks"... Brooke cried... I felt horrible, especially considering I could've eaten the Cars snakes instead... My nephew is a Dick who deserves it.

 

[Frequen-Z]

I belittled my cheating girlfriend and made her cry in front of her friends. I don't feel guilty or anything, she earned it.

 

[Drakmorg]

I haven't done anything recently, but can I share something someone did to me?

Someone stole my combination lock on my locker at school. What was the point to that other than being a dick? How could anyone but me make use of my combination lock? They didn't even take anything out of my locker, they just stole the lock because I had forgotten to close it after the last time I opened my locker.

 

[Deef]

I ate my nieces last pack of princess snakes only to find out when my sister got home with her from the mall that they were to be her prize for behaving so well. I looked back at the box and it even had a label saying "Do Not Eat, These Are Brooks"... Brooke cried... I felt horrible, especially considering I could've eaten the Cars snakes instead... My nephew is a Dick who deserves it.

You ate snakes? Were they live snakes?

 

[ssgt splatter]

I totaly sexually harassed this girl on a bus.
I was 9, but still, it was mean.

How long ago was that?

 

[ssgt splatter]

I shot someone for being a dick before me.
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No, really I did shoot someone. Alright it was with a paintball gun but still...

 

[lykopis783]

I ate my nieces last pack of princess snakes only to find out when my sister got home with her from the mall that they were to be her prize for behaving so well. I looked back at the box and it even had a label saying "Do Not Eat, These Are Brooks"... Brooke cried... I felt horrible, especially considering I could've eaten the Cars snakes instead... My nephew is a Dick who deserves it.

You ate snakes? Were they live snakes?

Yes, they were Rattlesnakes. The crunchy fang bits were the best part.

 

[InProgress]

Put a girl into a hospital, though she deserved it. yeah, I have anger management issues which are in the process of being solved (the same lie I would put in my CV).

 

[scorche]

my biggest dick move was probably going out with a girl i didnt even like :S

 

[The_Chief]

me and my friends were fucking around, and my friend nick was doing jumping jacks with his shirt over his face. so i went to go kick him in the stomach, he bent over. i kicked him in the eye. i felt like the biggest dick. but then our buffalo wings came.

 

[Player 2]

I taped a friend inside his car while he was asleep in it so that he couldn't get out. he was sleeping there because he'd been kicked out of his flat (I didn't know that at the time)...I felt really bad but it was so funny.

 

[Chiefmon]

I pissed in my boss's coffee

Johnson, to my office now.

 

[Leorex]

I totaly sexually harassed this girl on a bus.
I was 9, but still, it was mean.

How long ago was that?

that was 13 years ago.

 

[frank220]

In my old school, there were a bunch of lockers we called the "U" (because that was the shape *wink* *wink*) and I tried to start a mosh pit in the middle but ended up slamming my head into one of the lockers and waking up in the nurse's office with a slight concussion. Everybody covered me and said I slipped on a pen, but I still felt like a douche.

 

[Roffey123]

My last proper dick move was annoy someone so badly they had the compunction to follow me around the GTA4 map like a bad smell. It was quite hilarious. I told him I was another player, only to correct him on that fact once the poor player in question was snuffed out. Then I hid on top of a building and goaded him and his mates to travel up at least 50 flights of stairs to get to the roof. Only of course to have me jump off and kill myself. The next hour was filled with me sniping him and his mates out of helis, cars and buildings. And then, just as they were going to get one over on me...I turned the console off.

Priceless.

 

[Zersy]

What was the last thing that you did that made you think "Wow, I feel like a dick?"

Mine had to be a few days ago. I was walking around with a friend of mine, and we saw one of those Smart Cars showcased on the grassy lawn of a car dealer. We decided to tip it over and run.

So what was your last action?

Make a joke about someone's family being killed because of their race then that person says that their family is actually dead

I felt like such a dick cause this person was one of my direct cousins and i was a rascist and a insenseitive douchbag at the same time