Your Last Dick Move
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In GTA IV, I flew 2 other players out into the middle of the ocean and crashed the helicopter we were in. they jumped out but in remained in and died. I respawn at the hosspital and they have to swim back.
Wait... You saw a car, so you decided to tip it over for giggles... Okay, I can see that.queensbomb said:
I don't know about the last but... In the ninth grade, me and some friends pulled an entire row of lockers from a wall and blocked one of the entrances to the school.
The last thing that made me feel like a dick...hmmm, well I'm pretty remorseless so I barely feel like a dick when I pull a dick move. They usually make me grin and make me think "Oooo I'm a násty, evil person" while I compliment myself for being witty. The latest example of that was about....5 hours ago, when my dad came up to ask me if I wanted to visit my grandparents on their holiday, my cousins, aunt and uncle would also come (and since one cousin is at least slightly in my own age group, that's usually a pretty decent reason to come, we get along pretty well and I got her into reading Terry Pratchett, we share a sense of humor). But I got Mass Effect 2 days ago, just got into Naruto and also rediscovered Oblivion. So when my dad asked me if I wanted to come with them, I quickly said I had to finish a school assignment. It would've been a stupid thing to say, considering the facts that I almost néver work on school things and I just had a week of vacation. My dad saw that, wich I could've guessed. But I immidiatly (and brilliantly) recovered, and without hestitating, grinning or blushing I said that I had to work together with a classmate who would return from his own vacation that day, thus I couldn't finish that assignment before that day. I made it all up whíle I was speaking, I doubt my dad fell for it, but he shrugged and was ok with it. I felt o so evil afterwards, but also pretty damned proud. Plus I have the whole house for myself for the whole day, including a freshly filled larder and fridge. That combined with a crapload of Naruto episodes and Mass Effect wich is only júst starting to get exciting, I'm going to have a pretty damn good day on my own.
I may have totally ripped into my girlfriends best friend... When it wasn't even her who did what had annoyed me. Needless to say the person who DID do it AND told me she did got my boot to his face...
I pushed this kid over who has half my size. He twirled and flipped over. I laughed.
Then, being suitably happy at having done something everyone would hate me for, went and shouted at some chav mother who thought she could push past me because she had a child in a buggy.
Wheee, I'm morally reprehensible
(P.S I should have pushed the pram over and laughed, but I'm a massive coward and the consequences could have been difficult. Would have been funny though)
Then, being suitably happy at having done something everyone would hate me for, went and shouted at some chav mother who thought she could push past me because she had a child in a buggy.
Wheee, I'm morally reprehensible
(P.S I should have pushed the pram over and laughed, but I'm a massive coward and the consequences could have been difficult. Would have been funny though)
friday
me "i could get a date with her easily!! i mean, come on!"
friend " oh yeah, prove it for a fiver"
walks up to girl, "fancy going for a coffee sometime?"
"nah id rather not"
return to friends looking crestfallen, only to hear " hahaha, where is my fiver daniel?"
me "i could get a date with her easily!! i mean, come on!"
friend " oh yeah, prove it for a fiver"
walks up to girl, "fancy going for a coffee sometime?"
"nah id rather not"
return to friends looking crestfallen, only to hear " hahaha, where is my fiver daniel?"
Was a while ago but I put 2 rolls of electrical tape and 1 roll of duct tape on my friends locker lock. I also smeared it with vaseline so it was all greasy so it was harder to get the tape off. He tried to free it for over an hour and then had to get the janitor to cut the lock to get into his locker.
