Your Last Meal

[omicronpercei]

Nothing. If I ate before getting executed I'd crap my pants as soon as I die. I wouldn't want to be caught dead having crapped my pants. That's just embarrassing.

Why not man? Then the douchebags who fried you would have to clean it up

 

[omicronpercei]

A bushel of Blue crabs. That would take me a while to finish.

If you don't mind my asking man where are you from?

 

[WheresMyCow]

Cyanide pills.
You'll never take me alive coppers!

 

[thefrizzlefry]

4 Bags of Fritos Honey Barbeque Flavor Twists
3 Bottles of Wild Cherry Pepsi
2 Chubby Deckers
3 Medium Orders Of Mcdonald's fries.
Bitches, if I'm going out, I;m going out with a full stomach and a tasty-ass meal.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Chicken Kiev, with mashed potatoes, gravy and a jello salad. With fresh a fresh Izie to drink.

 

[RebelRising]

I would request Chinese takeout from a place where my friends/accomplices work, so they could slip a silenced pistol in the Peking duck. It'd be smooth pickings from then on.

 

[santaandy]

I wouldn't eat anything. Animalistic lust for sensual pleasures in moments like that seems inappropriate to me. I'd use that time to meditate on my life and death.

I disagree. Aminalistic lust for sensual pleasures is how I would live my entire life (yes, I am an America, so sue me), why should the moment of my death be any different? Would that not be the ultimate form of validation, for your death to be the most wild, explosive moment of your life?

Pussy Chinese. At least this way I would not be hungry again in a hour.

Yeah, I could go for some Chinese too... if you know what I mean

 

[Maggot666]

If I was on death row I would tell them to find me the world's rarest truffle, then while they're out finding it I'd make my escape.

But if I wasn't on DR I'd go for a nice steak dinner...with a large amount of alcohol

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

One food that I don't eat often, but think is the fuckin' best food ever is frittered chicken.
Chicken is one of my favorite foods ever, but frittered is especially tasty.
Some rice next to it, and definitely one of my favorite foods after chicken, Hesburger's hamburgers.
That cucumber mayonnaise they put in their burgers is sooooo good.

Also, I would drink a fruit smoothie (from a specific company we have here in my country), a certain white chocolate (Vivani was the company, I think) and I would be in food heaven.

i personally would opt for White Castle.
sure it's fast food, but it's the fucking best!

Hah, I just yesterday watched Harold & Kumar: Go To White Castle.
Since I don't have White Castle here, I didn't actually know that the fast food place they talked about, that was so heavenly, really existed.
I thought it was just made up for the movie, but it seems not.
Also, the burgers they showed in that commercial looked delicious.

hahah yeah it really exists.
and thank goodness too. they must put like heroin or something in the burgers because they are just godly. its a shame White Castle is only located around the east coast.
its great to get a crave case (30 burgers) and sit at home all night and just fuckin' hous those things lol

 

[Lusperus]

i would ask for the worlds rarest truffle. and while they were getting it i would dig out of prison.... however if i succeeded i would never get to eat the worlds rarest truffle. Quite a tough decision.

Thanks dale gribble.

Wonder what two guards would probably taste like..

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Two peices of toast.

 

[silentsentinel]

A sampling of deserts. I'm a borderline diabetic right now (meaning I'm very close to developing it, and am trying to avoid it) and am cut off from sweets. I would like cake (ice cream, regular, and carrot), pecan pie, Belgian chocolates, coconut fritters, and butter cookies of various sorts. Among other things that I cannot think of right now.

 

[zacaron]

I would get cerial you could just keep topping it up with milk you could last for hours

 

[TriSarahTops]

There is too many good foods to choose from, so it would be a banquet consiting of
ham and chips sandwiches ( i know its weird but they taste the best and if youve never tried it i suggest you do.)
subway
roast chicken
pringles
donuts
and lots of other stuff too but i just cant think of nyting coz im hung up on the previous foods and imagining how good they all taste

but also i would make sure that stomach got pumped when ever i was full so i could keep eating up i was satisfied lol

 

[MystRunner]

Mine is probably the oddest. I would ask for a whole massive pot of my moms vegetable soup made with *gasp* real beef for the stock, her cooked beef tongue with crackers and baby gouda cheese. *licks lips*

Failing that I would happily love a shwarma wrap, Guinness, and a hookah.

 

[Sennz0r]

Nothing. If I ate before getting executed I'd crap my pants as soon as I die. I wouldn't want to be caught dead having crapped my pants. That's just embarrassing.

Why not man? Then the douchebags who fried you would have to clean it up

Well I just have a thing against defecating in my clothes. If I want payback on those people who killed me I'll just haunt them.

 

[Nerples]

Baguette, cheeseboard and a tasty red wine. Clam linguini (never had it, sounds nice!) aaand fried eggs with coffee.