Your Last Meal

[lordsandro]

I wouldn't eat anything. Animalistic lust for sensual pleasures in moments like that seems inappropriate to me. I'd use that time to meditate on my life and death.

If that isn't the time for one last "animalistic lust for sensual pleasures" i don't know when it is. You can meditate all you want when you are dead.

 

[omicronpercei]

I wouldn't eat anything. Animalistic lust for sensual pleasures in moments like that seems inappropriate to me. I'd use that time to meditate on my life and death.

Wow.......why would you bring such psuedo-intellectualism into a topic that is clearly a competition for "Who can eat the most grease and not die before they off you"? Loosen Up Man

 

[FalloutJack]

People.

*Shrugs*

I assume my last meal will be at a time where regular food is out and Soylent Green is in.

Mmm Soylent Green! Always a different taste. (Varies from person to person)

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Okay, the first of my last meals will be him.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Dolphin.

Or, the flesh of my greatest enemy (at the time of my execution of course).

 

[sirdanrhodes]

PIZZA.

Same here, but only a margherita.

 

[justnotcricket]

I'm thinking cheese on toast - but that's probably because I have a wierd craving for it right now... (cheese on toast, that is, not execution)

 

[Washboard]

Full English breakfast...with black pudding, and fried potato, and hashbrowns, and eggs, and everything

Ofc you wouldent need an executioner after that as you'd die from the carbs

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Someone. I'd like to try it, besides, they could hardly punish me more for it.

 

[Sennz0r]

Nothing. If I ate before getting executed I'd crap my pants as soon as I die. I wouldn't want to be caught dead having crapped my pants. That's just embarrassing.

 

[nekolux]

Blueberry Pancakes (a cookie to whoever knows the reference). But seriously I would go with a rack of ribs a toasted bagel blt a bacon cheeseburger a brew and a 2 litre bottle of A&W root beer.

Dont knwo if it's been said but Prison Break

Also i'd totally like grilled salmon with some awesome carbonara

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Meat.

MEEEEAT.

And lots of sweet things for desert.

To drink: Peach Nectar, Shandy, and that almond liqueur that I keep forgetting the name of.

 

[Ago Iterum]

I honestly couldn't decide. The choice would be harder to make than accepting my impending death.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Pizza, burgers, Cola and...Chinese food?

Might has well eat everything that tastes good on this earth before actually dieing.

 

[Fraught]

One food that I don't eat often, but think is the fuckin' best food ever is frittered chicken.
Chicken is one of my favorite foods ever, but frittered is especially tasty.
Some rice next to it, and definitely one of my favorite foods after chicken, Hesburger's hamburgers.
That cucumber mayonnaise they put in their burgers is sooooo good.

Also, I would drink a fruit smoothie (from a specific company we have here in my country), a certain white chocolate (Vivani was the company, I think) and I would be in food heaven.

i personally would opt for White Castle.
sure it's fast food, but it's the fucking best!

Hah, I just yesterday watched Harold & Kumar: Go To White Castle.
Since I don't have White Castle here, I didn't actually know that the fast food place they talked about, that was so heavenly, really existed.
I thought it was just made up for the movie, but it seems not.
Also, the burgers they showed in that commercial looked delicious.

 

[Dread_Reaper]

Yeah, I have a passion for footlongs...

The second I saw this I thought to myself, "oh I am SO going to quote that out of context and make a cheap blow job joke," but knowing that would likely get me banned, I won't.

My last meal? I'm thinking for my appetizer mandarin quail legs, for my soup lobster bisque, for my salad, caeser, with lots of croutons, for my main course a rosemary and vinegar marinaded pork chop with garlic mashed potatoes on the side, and for dessert, black forest raspberry chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Yeah, I think a lot about this kind of stuff.... I like food...

-Dread_Reaper

Everything on the Mcdonalds menue, everything.

Well I guess they wouldn't have to use the lethal injection then.

 

[Souplex]

What does it pay to be a last meal chef?

 

[JokerGrin]

Teriyaki Chicken with Egg Fried Rice please.

 

[Jursa]

A cake with a nail file in it, a classic meal for the incarcerated.

 

[sneak_copter]

If I was on death row and I was told that I could receive the last meal of my choosing I would choose:


wait for it



An all you can eat buffet.

Genius.
And then you eat until you die naturally!

People.

*Shrugs*

I assume my last meal will be at a time where regular food is out and Soylent Green is in.

Mmm Soylent Green! Always a different taste. (Varies from person to person)

That's It. The next person I hear make that joke will get my wang in there eye. (Kidding, Kidding. Please don't ban me)

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Something that would take a very very long time to eat. Hopefully they'd get bored waiting for me to finish and let me go.