Your Last Meal

[thatstheguy]

A steak medium rare with a side of peas, sushi, and sauerkraut. Along with a French silk pie for desert and a root beer to drink.

 

[A Random Player]

Scrambled eggs scrambled with bits of ham. Breakfast after dark!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Fried Unicorn. Why? When they say that they can't make it, I can claim that they are infringing on my right to have whatever I want for my last meal. Then they can't do anything until they can cook me a unicorn.

 

[Grorgoloro]

I would have mashed potatoes and gravy, of course!

 

[the_joker1112]

a steak (well done), with some mashed potatos and gravy, carrots with some bread sticks.

use the steak knife: knife + threats = gun. gun + more threats = key. key = escape.
the taters n gravy as an oil slick,
the carrots work suprisingly well on locks shuld key not fit all.
spoon can be used as a sap, if need be.
and the bread sticks are for eating, cuz i love bread sticks.

 

[Daye.04]

(...)
Back on topic:
Lasagne! Lasagne without doubt. I looves my lasagne =D
That is by far my favorite meal. But off course. I'd have top class lasagne, and no greeding on the meat, thank you.

Seriously a hour or so after I posted this, our cook made lasagne for lunch =O
Does this mean I'm going to be executed?

 

[bmf185]

Authentic Mexican tinga burritos. They go in my mouth hole real nice.

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

So, I'm in prison and I'm about to be executed?
I want a cake... with extra nail files...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

A taco with an inconspicuous-looking fuse sticking out of it, with a side of Shotguns made out of chocolate.

 

[rolan7]

Allow me to bake myself a last loaf of fresh whole-wheat bread along with some cool distilled water. Keep it simple, and make a statement about my life. Help me clear and calm my mind.

It's tempting to get some fried rice, fish and chips, and marijuana as well, but that doesn't seem as meaningful.

I'd also want a painless poison to bake in the bread, so I can make the final decision myself, once I'm at peace with it.

 

[mattttherman3]

Everything on the Mcdonalds menue, everything.

 

[minarri]

That's a toughie. Depending on my mood I'd probably ask for gyudon from Matsuya, a PB&J sandwich, my mom's beef and onion dish, or General Tso's chicken from Mark Pi's. Mmm.

 

[Zildjin81]

Large buffalo chicken pizza.

 

[Trace2010]

this thread has probably been done before, but i can't find it in the search bar

For God's Sake stop apologizing for every re-done thread! (We have so many different perspectives here that come in new every day, so asking questions over and over again is NOT a bad thing!!)

Honestly its cool you think that way but there are plenty of people on the Escapist that really seem to have nothing better to do than point out redone threads. Dont get me wrong i'm with you.. I really dont care that some threads get redone. I do however care when the same three are done over and over.

Mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, hot potatoes, souped potatoes, and rolls. With some root beer to drink.

Good lord if it was not your last meal ud be the size of a friggen house.

Hey, this is the Escapist we're taking about, not the Maury Wills show!!

 

[mike1921]

If I find myself suspect in a crime sentence-able by death I will find the most dangerous restaurant in america, the most unhealthy food they have will be my last meal. Hopefully I'll die before they could give me a cruel death penalty method that's only as such because they're too weak-willed to just shoot you point blank in the head. The chair looks really f**king painful for those 5 seconds and if I'm dieing anyway from the shot I'd prefer a gunshot to a needle. Hopefully the death will look gruesome.

 

[Scarecrow38]

A 100 kilometre long Subway product. That way, by the time I eventually finished it I'd be 100 years old anyway.

On topic though.. I don't think I'd give a damn what my last meal was... IM ABOUT TO DIE.

 

[FalloutJack]

People.

*Shrugs*

I assume my last meal will be at a time where regular food is out and Soylent Green is in.

 

[omicronpercei]

Last Meal....Cheeseburger where the burger is stuffed with Chorizo and Andouille Sausage and topped with pickles, lettuce, onions, fried tomatoes, bacon, jalapenos and Chipotle Aioli. Served with Steak Fries seasoned with Old Bay and Malt Vinegar all washed down with 2 Guinness Extra Stouts