Aw, shit. I'm out of silver AND holy water, AND everything else, and all those crazed Twilight fans are getting closer to my hideout. Oh well, I always knew to save one bullet for myself.
But I didn't! That's why I stockpiled all these explosives! (Goes outside) Hey all you nitwits! Twilight sucks and vampires don't sparkle! (Lights fuse, pulls out shotgun and sprays randomly)
Yippy Ky Yay MOTHERFUKKA!!!
(HUGE EXPLOSION)