Your last words.

[Da Joz]

Whats this do?

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

"well family, i lack originality so i'll go out with this, 'never, never, never, never, give up' "

OR

"what is this? I don't even..."

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

 

[sniper0501]

Dont press that bu- *insert explosion*

 

[Stuntcrab]

Fuck you"
Fuck you"
Your cool
Fuck yo-

*then I hear a shotgun*

 

[Stuntcrab]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

Only slightly. The context of those being my last words were stolen off someone else though.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Can't decide, mabye one of these: (They are all real last words said by famous people at some point)

"Dying? That's the last thing I'll do!"

"What are you darting around for? The enemy couldn't shoot an elephant at this dist..."

"Allons'y!"

"Give me that shovel, I'm taking the grim reaper down with me!"

 

[Stuntcrab]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

Only slightly. The context of those being my last words were stolen off someone else though.

Do I still get a cookie?

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

Only slightly. The context of those being my last words were stolen off someone else though.

Do I still get a cookie?

Of course you get a cookie, have the whole pack if you want.

 

[dragonslayer32]

999,999,999 green bottles on a wall...

 

[kintaris]

Well, if there was a gun or sword to my face, it would surely be one of the following:

'First you'd better stop waving it about like a feather dust-'
or
'How appropriate, you fight like a co-"

But, if its on my deathbed surrounded by family, I would turn to my eldest child and whisper, 'you've poisoned me, haven't you? I always suspected...'

 

[Kurokami]

ok, this is how is goes. You find out that in one minuite that you are going to die. You will feel no pain and you are surrounded by your family and friends. What are your last words to them?

Mine would be: Good bye my friends. Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead...It's booby traped!

What are yours?

Hah... Booby.

Anyway I've discussed this on a different thread, or several. Mine would be building up a joke and then dying just before finishing the punchline.

 

[Calico93]

Haha ! I beat you at the human race

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I want my ashes to be scattered in (insert name of biggest douche of the time)'s face.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

don't worry i won't haunt you.. much

 

[thetrue13th]

'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'
but i'd probably get caught up in the moment and be all like 'UGRRHHH!', or 'OH SWEET JESUS THAT HURTS!'

EDIT: Wait, I thought of a better one...
'Out before Duke Nukem Forever!'

 

[Jedoro]

"Why so serious?" And then I'd laugh maniacally the rest of the minute, just to embed that moment into my loved ones' minds for the rest of their lives.

 

[Malyc]

"So long and thanks for all the fish"

I hope someone gets the reference.

Hitchhikers guide, if i havnt been ninjad.

 

[Angelus SnV]

One word: Batman.

You can never go wrong with Batman.

I heartily agree with you sir...but alas here's mine:

(since we're in the "surrounded by family" version and not how i saw myself goin' out)

*i'd grab the closest person...act all weak and shite, motion 'em close...then whisper..."The treasure....you must find...."

then done....hehehehehe

BTW: i know people have already said this one but gorrammit i like it!