Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[rapidoud]

Well honestly as I read it I was reading my head on my left hand... right before or right after is irrelevant.

So there goes part of my head, my left ear, a light bulb and a roof.

 

[what.twitch]

Thank goodness I'm on the top floor of this hotel. I don't have to worry about hitting the people above me. Now, let's go fight some demonic criminals. >3

 

[what.twitch]

Half my monitor screen is gone. I can only see half of what I type. Thanks.

Also, in (Yusuke Urameshi voice) FINGERBANG!

Dude, you win. A lot.

 

[Shinx]

Wait, my LEFT one?
*looks at crotch*
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Knife-28]

I guess I *Puts on Sunglasses* picked, a good time to scratch my nose.

 

[Ledan]

Um........ which finger?
Right finger, my mouse is destroyed, and so are the clothes my girlfriend left over. And i have a hole in my desk.
Since I was scratching my head with the other hand...........

 

[Seaf The Troll]

My PC... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! thank god I still have a x-box..

 

[Ldude893]

Crap, there goes my screen.

 

[El Poncho]

It would shoot right through my left and >.>

 

[ilikepie59]

Well, I just blew my kneecap off...

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

Bah, there goes my hand

 

[H20 Pirate]

Well it seems that my left index finger happened to be aimed at a very sensitive spot, my kneecap.

OUCH!

 

[valkeminator]

Well... Let's see... I pointed randomly outside my balcony, So... there goes the moon.

 

[TheXRatedDodo]

I have a hole in my desk, potentially my sub, and the wire connecting my mouse to the computer has been severed.
Damnit!

 

[SanguineSymphony]

dead downstairs neighbor.

 

[A.I. Sigma]

My laptop...and because of the way I'm sat, my nether regions and the tops of my thighs.

FUUUUUU--

 

[Wraithspine]

A bullet just entered my right leg.
Immediate Damage: Cannot walk. Screaming. Blood.
Consequent Damage: My essays and assignments are fucked!

 

[GeekFury]

Part of my left hand, arm, left side of my jaw and shrapnel in the left side of my chest. Will teach me from leaning on my arm.

 

[Daverson]

I was cracking my knuckles... it was pointed directly at my chest D=

Well, at least I die knowing who to blame, SomeBritishDude.

 

[clericwithnolife31]

just blew a baseball sized hole into my six year old. Hope you can sleep now, jerk