Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[drbarno]

Well, I'm no longer a man.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I just blew my leg off, and, coincidentally, all my Guitar Hero controllers.

NOOOO--

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

No,I shot my empty cola tower!
The damage will be minimal but if I can harvest this then the true assassin shall be me!Now,I must find a small finger suppressor.

 

[OldGus]

Well, there goes my laptop. Thank god it still works, must be all that kevlar i put on it.

Again, this. Damn that typing readiness position.

 

[abw3721]

Stupid laptop touchpad! I knew I shouldn't have put off buying a bluetooth mouse...

 

[aba1]

It was aimed at my mouth... bullets taste awesome fresh from the barrel yum yum yum

 

[RatRace123]

My hand was resting on my leg with my finger pointed straight at my crotch.

Oh god!

 

[MortarTeam]

MY GODDAMN BEER! OP, you will pay for this crime!

 

[UmJammerSully]

My left index finger or my right? If my left, then I just blew my dick off...

 

[Wintermoot]

there goes my keyboard! and probably a good portion of my desk and left leg.
dammit I like that desk!

 

[GroundWalker]

I had my laptop in my...lap and left hand on the touchpad...ouch.
Think I'll need a new sofa. :/

 

[Darkstorm091]

I just killed myself, as my head was resting confotably an my left hand, and my index finger was pointed towards my head.

Hope you're happy.

 

[lacktheknack]

I managed to fire between my arm and leg, exploding my sister's desk.

SKILL!

 

[nuba km]

O GOD MY LEG, its been shot off. FOR GODS SAKE call and ambulance.