Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[zyzzyx]

Funny how nearly half of the people here hate 4chan, yet threads like these pop up here all the time.

 

[Seagoon]

that old copy of Becket with Peter O'toole that i promised myself i would watch is utterly destroyed... luckily i hit my DVD shelf and not my games shelf... i would have preferd if my shot gun finger hit my music instead thought...

 

[RADlTZ]

Im getting tired of seeing this in the side bar and shooting myself in the nuts or liver, its happened at least 5 times now.

 

[Kajt]

My computer has been destroyed...

Good thing I have another one to my right. It hasn't seen any use for a long, long time though.

 

[nathan-dts]

I'm dead; was resting my head on my hand.

 

[jackhyter]

Was picking teeth with fork; there when the whole of my head.
Git.

 

[No Ticket]

There's now a sizable hole in my bed, though I just barely missed my groin. Close call there.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

WAS PLAYING WITH MY $500 WATCH I GOT AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT A FEW YEARS AGO.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

But seriously, I love this watch a ridiculous amount. I'd be intrigued to see how my finger just did that and if I could get it to happen on command, but only after falling to my knees in dramatic tears over the loss of my watch.
D:

 

[Klepa]

My mouse, most of my table, probably my eardrums.

 

[Urgh76]

Luckily this time around my left hand was on my chair, pointed at the ground :3

Let's all help OP get the 1,000 posts in a thread badge :3

 

[TheAmokz]

Mah external hard-drive.
There goes my porn...

 

[willofbob]

At the point you read [b/]this[/b] word your index finger just went off like a shotgun. What was it pointing at when it went off? Did you get hit? Was something destroyed? What is the damage?

(This whole concept is stolen but it's fun.)

stolen from [i/] The Light Fantastic [/i] (though technically, Rincewind shoots magic, not a bullet)

It hit the roof, and now I am simply staring at my finger with my mouth hanging open.

 

[Dutch 924]

My hand was resting on my thigh, but my finger was bent toward my groin.
:,(

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

My bunkbed collapsed and I'm now squashed to death... so thanks.

 

[Valiant The Gamer]

Well, I got shamped on my head, mic is gone and the ceiling now enjoys bullet holes.

 

[HydraMoon]

I just blew a giant hole in my wheelchair. Crap, that's 3000 bucks I have to spend again. Missed my groin though- bonus!

 

[DanielBrown]

My entire left hand got blown away!
Make the pain stop!

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

My work computer screen just got blown apart, and likely the person on the other side of this cubicle and their stuff as well. Oops.

 

[DiMono]

I just shot a hole through both nostrils, sideways, and out through the window. Hopefully this will lead to easier breathing, and more entertaining nose-blows.