Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[8-Bit Grin]

I just killed my girlfriend and my tutor.

You're a terrible person.

 

[siahsargus]

All of my teeth on the right-hand side of my mouth, most of my tongue and my right cheek have just blown halfway across the room.

Where was your finger then?

 

[Emurlahn]

Well, there goes my old PC, with it's old possessor and it's old motherboard, thank god I took the harddrive out a couple of days ago, not like there was any other useful thing in that POS...

 

[Tomster595]

I picked the wrong moment to scratch my nuts then, huh?

 

[alfawx]

Well I'm going to need a new chair... and a new floor...

 

[DementedSheep]

Ah shit. I was resting my head on my hand. There goes half my face.

 

[Ponch]

I pretty much shot from the middle of my left thigh straight on through my crotch.
Sucks. Also totally killed the R.A I'm sitting next to... Not so bad.

 

[Redingold]

I was scratching my chin, so I'm screwed.

 

[ThePinkAcidSmurf]

Just lost my hearing on my right ear... 2 cm from my ear and pointing back behind me at the wall :O

 

[Woodsey]

All of my teeth on the right-hand side of my mouth, most of my tongue and my right cheek have just blown halfway across the room.

Where was your finger then?

At my mouth, pointing at all of those things.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Fuck, my finger was up my nose, pointing inward towards my brain too. There goes my head.

 

[Someone Depressing]

I had my Left and slumped across my knew.... There goes my Kneecap!

Now...Where's that Bonesaw?

 

[jackknife402]

took a nice chunk out of my right leg, killed my vintage stereo and went straight through my cat's head.....yay.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

My couch and floor have been penetrated.
... Hope they enjoyed it.

 

[Aeshi]

I just blew a hole in my ceiling

 

[supagama]

welp, there goes my entire head *calls a plastic surgeon*

 

[Rascarin]

... I was resting my head in my hand, with my finger up across my face, pointing to my eye. So, my eye is gone, as well as everything between that and the top of my skull.



Also, what? What even is that?

 

[Demodeus]

right hand? no biggie, i needed a new mouse anyway. and table too.
left hand? not good. definitely not good.

 

[Sebenko]

well, I broke my mouse and ruined a good table.

 

[steeple]

well, there goes my eye socket...

and my eye....

and my entire head...