Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Cpt Corallis]

Well. There goes my right lung and most of my ribs. Thanks a lot OP.

 

[Taneer]

I think the majority of my head is missing.

 

[AngloDoom]

Ah, well I was just doing my fly up after getting changed.

Crap.

 

[brodie21]

ruined my desk and blew off the power cord for my laptop

 

[Peteron]

Well my neck is now bleeding profusely....anyone got a band-aid?

 

[Johnny Cain]

Well there goes my face.
Thanks for that.

 

[Pilkingtube]

I guess if it's my left, i've lost probably my left ear, left cheek and probably some teeth. If it's my right, i've probably lost my right speaker, phone and mouse. Hm.. decisions decisions.

 

[MasterWhatever]

my right arm is badly hurt and my door has a hole in it...

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Oh, Crap, there's a crater in my computer processor now!

 

[nuba km]

worst time to be picking my nose ever.

 

[Sjakie]

i just blew my right leg and nut off.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Help! My bedroom door's been shot!

 

[Cluskey]

Had to reply to this as soon as i read the title as i thought that would be awesome! It would have blown half of my computer base to pieces and ruined a significant amount of the wall behind. Thankfully i would have been hurt. But now i have a shotgun finger, fun times.

 

[BlackEagle95]

Just blew of my left leg. Damn fly.

 

[Tizzmarelda]

I was picking food from my teeth (classy, i know) so the goes my brains.

 

[SilentCom]

Oh great, I just blew off my right arm from the elbow... My hand was resting on my lap, playing with the cord to my headphones. I guess that means my headphones are destroyed too right? -_-