Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Tonythion]

I was pushing my glasses higher onto my face you douche! Maaan just above my nose, right between the eyes. I am dead thank you very much.

 

[Quaidis]

My Knee Cap! I Blew Off My @#$%ing Knee Cap!!! AHHH!!!

 

[flyingninjadude]

Well so much for idly chewing on a fingernail...

BOOM. HEADSHOT!

 

[FoolKiller]

my laptop died... and the shrapnel probably would have blinded me

 

[Delock]

Ha! Just missed my right arm... Dammit! Not the TV (and it looks like a good half of the paper containing the instructions for an essay, as well as a game and the cord to the 360. Damn that was a horrible angle).

 

[aashell13]

there is a large hole in my desk directly in front of my mouse. fortunately, my dorm has solid cinderblock walls, so a bit of paint and i'm good as new...

 

[Vrud]

OH GOD MY LEG


THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD


WHAT HAPPENED

 

[Otaku13]

Well i was scratching the back of my neck when it happened so with a combination of my headless torso's last bout of energy and wherever my head landed, this message somehow got typed out........and without typos also.........damn i am weird.

 

[Volothos]

OWOWOW MY FUCKING LEG

 

[Magicman10893]

MY PENIS! NO!!!!

 

[Kyoufuu]

Sorry, guy next to me in the computer club at uni, I just shot you in the heart.

 

[Trivun]

Hmmm, my hand was down by my side, so I guess there's a big hole in the floor now. I hope to Offler that the bullet didn't go straight through, else I may hit someone in the flat below...

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Thank god...its just the side of my bed.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

I've got a small cut across my cheek where the bullet scratched the surface. Other than that, just a whole in the ceiling. Was resting my chin on my palm.

 

[subtlefuge]

This is the most ill-conceived thread concept ever. On a side note, I love it.

OT: like 99 percent of the people in this thread, my laptop/keyboard has a gaping hole where the "f" button used to be.

 

[natster43]

I hit my coffee table and my brother in the legs. Good job guy.

 

[THE_MUFFIN_MAN15]

Crap, I'm dead. I guess that's what I get for picking my nose while surfing the web.

 

[Harrowdown]

Pointed right at my stomach. What a mess.

 

[Cazza]

through my keyboard and probably through my subwoofer.