Your left index finger is a gun

[Thnelis]

Right into my brand new 80 euro copy of "probability and statistics for computer scientists" by Michael baron.
Also if my left index finger was as powerfull as everyone says it is, it would have gone straight through the desk, through my keyboard and landed in my right thigh about 3 inches away from my... manly appendage. I'll be alright.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

*Looks at huge hole in the wall*
Enough.

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Nooooooo my IPhone!!!!!!!

 

[Regular Guy]

I just blew through the left side of my lower jaw, shattering it, and the bullet proceeded to tear down the length of my bicep on my right arm before penetrating my elbow joint and lodging itself in the metal heater next to me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I just crippled my left leg.

 

[revolverwolf]

Tons. I probably would have died.

I shot directly into my head because, for a reason that not even I am sure of, my left index finger was on my nose at the time.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I hate you now....I work in the propane factory.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

 

[Stone Wera]

I shot my left ear off.

 

[Proctorninja]

well there goes my laptop and my balls

 

[Zirat]

Hole in a sofa, probably went through the cusions and into the storage room.

Minimal damage, while most of you are blasting your bodies to bits

 

[WafflesandBacon]

BANG!
Just shot my right arm.

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

I just blew my nose off, and now am dying.

 

[Viking Incognito]

My ear! AAAAAAAA MY FREAKIN' EAR IS GOOOONE

 

[i don't know]

MAH FRAKKIN' CROTCH! Don't ask why my hand was.

 

[deonte9109]

I fingerbang a hole into a girl. But then she died from lack of a chest.

 

[Legendsmith]

Just gotta say, threads like these show just how many escapists browse 4chan.
These threads appear often on /v/ and /b/

Also, damn I just got this keyboard.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Crap! it took my landlord all day to deliver that sodding dehumidifier and I've gone and blown a hole in it!

1) Sequential Art Leonard icon! <3

2) What if it's a glue gun or a speed gun?

3) Fingers don't kill people. People with fingers kill people.

 

[Vrex360]

I just shot my nose and eyebrow off.

Woops.