Your left index finger is a gun

[mrdude2010]

my trackpad is fucked

 

[Jovlo]

I blew a hole in the floor, a few centimetres away from my left foot.

 

[Ymbirtt]

Twice, now, I have read the title of this thread while scratching my face, and my left index finger has ended up in exactly the same place each time. This is irritating.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'll never smell again.

 

[Polaris19]

Destroyed my labtop (NOOOOOOOOOO!) and given my left leg around the kneecap area a moderate bullet wound.

 

[Reynard Wrecce]

Not too bad, straight through the floor. Mind you, the boiler room's underneath, so I fear we could be without hot water or worse...

 

[binvjoh]

I would blow a hole in my keyboard and desk, other than that I'd be fine.

I'll never smell again.

Aw man, that one cracked me up.

 

[FamoFunk]

Just blew up my whole kitchen, now I can't make a sammich

 

[HT_Black]

I just shot a hard-to-see patch of wall beneath my desk; with any luck, I killed a rat or two. So really, f**k all.

 

[MarcusD357]

*is dead after accidentally shooting self in the head with newly aquired finger gun*

 

[Bobzer77]

Right through my abdomen... worryingly close to the business end of my body.

Not that business,

that business.



[small] I'm talking about my reproductive organs[/small]

 

[beeejay]

i just blew off my lower jaw.
or more accurately
"i 'ush ew off eye ower aw"

 

[DemonicVixen]

I can no longer see my laptop screen .... OMG NO MORE ESCAPIST!!! END OF THE WORLD...

ok maybe not. But certainly 1 half of my screen is now buggered lol. Either that, or i need a hand removing a dead body as my fiance was in the way of the bullet also =D

 

[Drumming Panda]

I shot off my ear!!!...eh its ok its my deaf one

 

[Flamezdudes]

I just shot myself in the neck.

Looks like i'm dead. Hm...

 

[thiosk]

Oops my finger just EXTERMINATUS

 

[willsham45]

NOOOOOOOO....my beautiful wall.

 

[Nanaki316]

My laptop... doh.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I put a hole through the brim of my hat. Luckily I just barely missed my head.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Erm ... that kind of depends on the calibre, doesn't it?

Hand-charge .177cal airgun, maybe I'd have damaged my trousers ... maybe.

.22LR, I'd have put a lot of holes in my trousers, scorched them and some of my leg and also made a hole in my carpet, then the ricochet would have done something. The recoil would have hurt too.

5.56x45mm, I'd have lost the finger or a large part of the hand from the recoil, and probably blown a hole in my left foot or my right ankle, and the ricochet would have ... er ... maybe taken out a potted plant or part of the table, or maybe part of my right leg?

110mm, I wouldn't be answering, would I?