Your left index finger is a gun

[ultimateownage]

Well where the cartridge ejection would be was touching my chin so I would have a bad gunpower burn on my chin and a hole in the wall.

 

[DeadEy3]

Oh it just broke my laptop's screen, but more concerned with the fact that I NO LONGER HAVE THE TIP OF MY LEFT INDEX FINGER CAUSE IT JUST SHOT THROUGH MY SCREEN AND OUT THE WINDOW!!!

 

[Cmwissy]

Oh God, please don't bring more 4Chan fads to the Escapist, I beg you God.

 

[drdamo]

*cough* *cough* Was just ashing my cigarette! Bye bye ashtray! *cough*

 

[drdamo]

Oh God, please don't bring more 4Chan fads to the Escapist, I bed you God.

Bedding God? You must really love your religion *rolleyes*

 

[MurderousToaster]

Just shot my wall. Almost shot my bookshelves.

 

[Kitteh]

I dont know, but boy does my keyboard look thrashed

 

[Stickill]

Well, I shot through my temple, straight through my brain, and right through my right ear.

Yeah I'm dead.

 

[dorkette1990]

Goodbye right leg.... dah, right into the femoral artery! Goodbye life then. Stupid leg-sitting hand.

 

[Fellwarden]

I blew a nasty hole in my keyboard, and lost my right thumb and index finger. Depending on how powerful the gunfinger is, there may also be a nasty hole in my beloved couch, and possibly through the wall.

 

[ShockValue]

Great, now there's a hole in my wall.

 

[PureChaos]

i destroyed my beer, NOOOOOO!

 

[Atmos Duality]

None at all. Good thing mine came loaded with blanks.
Might have scared the cat though.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Just ruined a desk. Whoo.

 

[Baldry]

Well I shot through my cheek and ear...Owwwh my brain


Oh and this can go here.

 

[TimeLord]

Two words:

Hyper Beam

 

[ShakerSilver]

*pickin' nose*
*BLAM*
AAAAARRRG OH GOD WHY!?!?!!