Your left index finger is a gun

[shadyh8er]

Shot off the back of my head like Oswald (allegedly) did to JFK. G'bye Escapist! Thanks for the memories that now stain my wall!

 

[Red Pawn]

POW! HAHA.

 

[Hman121]

shot right through my right shoulder.

 

[Valkyira]

I would have a hole in the ceiling.

 

[Kuilui]

well I just shot a hole through my expensive laptop then. Not sure I hit anything to major though.

 

[Bloodstain]

So I'm a eunuch now. Thanks a lot.

 

[rddj623]

I would ironically have shot through a book entitled "The Illustrated Directory of Guns".

 

[Broady Brio]

"Take that SKY!"

 

[Yosato]

I would've shot straight through my bed and computer, and possibly through the floor if I'd have shouted the words "SPIRIT GUN!!!"

 

[Captain Pirate]

Shot my lip and then my Xbox controller.
Fuck.

 

[Xorph]

I was leaning on my left hand with my finger pointing upwards, so I just blew off a good portion of my hair and left a decent sized hole in my ceiling, and it's raining right now

 

[Kajt]

I just did some serious damage to might right arm... I wonder if this will have an effect on my computer usage.

 

[Epailes]

Great, I just shot my light, now im sitting in darkness, with a hole in my roof, and it's raining....thanks...

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Ah! My touchpad!

Yup, i'm a lefty ^_^

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Dont 4chan me escapist.

I know, right. This place claims to be better than 4chan, but then threads like this one and the 'object to your left is a weapon', ideas lifted directly from /b/, gets hundreds of replies.

Hypocritical much?'

 

[Thirsk]

A black, smoking hole is now right beside my computer screen, just above my speakers. Phew.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I blew out a window.

 

[Chronarch]

I just spirit-gunned some of my hair and the ceiling.

 

[Palademon]

I accidently killed several Japanese investigators who just gave me their identities as I joked about how Kira could kill them.

 

[Something Amyss]

I just shot through my wall or window, not sure which. If the former, I need repairs. If the latter, I might have killed someone outside or across the street.