Your life. In six words.

[afrophysics]

Still can't count to six

 

[Kraj]

Mesomorphic Philosophically inclined addicting sex machine.

 

[_Serendipity_]

Fucked up childhood. Stumbling into adulthood.

 

[Russ Pitts]

The best little whorehouse in Texas.

 

[cold killer pov]

"thinking of sentence to put here...."

"what! superpowers is only one word!"

"i came i kissed i loved"

"very worthless life.... still fun though"

"mark in histroy?? i am history!"

"im so special i deserve 7 words!"

"excuse me what are you doing?"

"no daddy! not the cuboard again!!!!"

"the one above is a lie"

"wait... pre-op or post-op.... thats ok"

"people will fear me including you!"

"i like to make people larf"

"i'll do the real one now"

"school i failed life i WIN"

"il take out the bins later!"

"less work more play equals yay!!"

"my job is winning lottery... sooo close"

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Fucked things up...why so serious?

 

[Jarmanator]

School report card, "Must try harder"

 

[excessum ado]

I'll just stay home and masturbate.

 

[Divinegon]

Found the meaning of life.
Meaning:

 

[the jellyman]

why?... er, that' all there is.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Short so far. Still fucking awesome.

 

[Dealin Burgers]

Don't touch me, you filthy hobo!

 

[Aries_Split]

But the bed is so comfortable!

 

[wgreer25]

Games, sex, guns... In that order.

The cake is a lie... asshole.

Darwin was right, die now dumbass.

Stupid people really piss me off.

But I can't science any faster!

 

[Theo Samaritan]

I want it to be over.

 

[Evilbunny]

I lag, I lag, I die.

 

[the monopoly guy]

can't be summed in 6 words

 

[Semper_Fidelis53]

Fucked up childhood...and still unloved.