Your life. In six words.

[j1-2themax]

When will it all end? Never.

 

[ItsMine]

"loyalty is worth more then wealth"

 

[randomuser83]

I love video games, women, Internet.

 

[Benicus]

'Unattainable Dreams Are The Best Kind'

I love that quote =)

 

[Zomni42]

have laptop, will travel, with games.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Walking alone, I must become stronger.
First to rise, last to fall.
I am here, everyone is gone.
Falcon Punch Plus Wall Equals Hole.
Why do I keep missing out?
Tremble before my smokin' sick style!
I need to chug some V8.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Must stop doing stupid things already.

 

[John Galt]

Apologize? Oh I apologize...for nothing!

 

[Copter400]

Prepare for unforseen consequences, foolish mortals.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

I wish women wouldn't Mace me.

 

[Jimmyjames]

Childhood, Art School, student loans, debt.

 

[Meado]

I just don't give a shit
I talk like a pirate. ARR!
Alcohol: Five quid. Getting drunk: Priceless.
Please don't beat me, daddy! Noooooooo....
Just six words?! Fuck that shit.

And a classic:
I told you I was ill.

 

[RX Bandit]

What the hell is going on?

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Wow, I sleep a whole lot.

Would accomplish things, but too lazy.

The world is screwed anyway. *Yawn*

Any one of those three statements.

You see what I did there?

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

You owe me a beer, Barney

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Bitches don't know 'bout my dick.

 

[Keyvias]

It's true, I'm that amazing

 

[Church256]

oh god was that my life