I have loads, the ones that come to mind though are
"Hit it with a stick"
And variants of it e.g.
Friend: My phone won't work!
Me: Have you tried hitting it with a stick?
"What was that about your ?"
e.g.
Me: To the moon!
Friend: Yeah, except it doesn't exist.
Me: What was that about your life?
I also have "So's your face" which I got after a scrubs marathon of series 1-6
There's also "Hehe, "
Because I'm so immature I still laugh when someone says "Bum"
Another thing is "It's because I'm short and black isn't it?"
Which I only say in the presence of some people, but mostly when my black friend says something mean to me. when my black friends say something mean to me
Yeah...
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We laugh because I'm 6"2 and very, very white.
Also I quite often reply to people's sentences with "Yeah, everything's better with "
I use this sarcastically and non-sarcastically, which can confuse people.
Basucally, I am a funny, funny person.
/sarcasm