Your 'line'

[Master_of_Oldskool]

"Pardon me, I have to pray. [Long string of profanity]"
I usually use this when something horrible just happened to me. Which, given my tendency to overdramatize, is all the time. I also say "lolwut" a lot when around my friends.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

2."Could be worse.. You could be in bruges."

Shush. Bruges is a lovely city.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I have loads, the ones that come to mind though are
"Hit it with a stick"
And variants of it e.g.
Friend: My phone won't work!
Me: Have you tried hitting it with a stick?
"What was that about your ?"
e.g.
Me: To the moon!
Friend: Yeah, except it doesn't exist.
Me: What was that about your life?
I also have "So's your face" which I got after a scrubs marathon of series 1-6
There's also "Hehe, "
Because I'm so immature I still laugh when someone says "Bum"
Another thing is "It's because I'm short and black isn't it?"
Which I only say in the presence of some people, but mostly when my black friend says something mean to me. when my black friends say something mean to me
Yeah...
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We laugh because I'm 6"2 and very, very white.
Also I quite often reply to people's sentences with "Yeah, everything's better with "
I use this sarcastically and non-sarcastically, which can confuse people.

Basucally, I am a funny, funny person.
/sarcasm

 

[maninahat]

"Take advantage!" To be shouted whilst watching movies, whenever a woman has fallen over, been knocked on concious, asleep, or dead.
"Quick, shoot him in the back!"
"____ are the bastards of the ____ world." (e.g. "Penguins...PENGUINS?! They're the bastards of the Antarctic.")

 

[harvestsmoons]

'Good times, good times...'

I also over use the word 'Aye'

 

[MrGseff]

Righto, i use it as away to express my incredible britishness and to humour americans

 

[Quaxar]

I also over use the word 'Aye'

me too

Also when I'm explaining and no one gets it I sometimes use "It's simple: kill the Batman"
There should be many other stuff added, but alas, my bad memory. I don't remember anything more at the moment

 

[BlumiereBleck]

BWUH HUH HUH HUH BLECK!!! or kill me or else!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

A police officer: Hey, you breaking the rules!

Me: Screw the rules, I have money! D:<

Or:

I hold/have a PhD in wonderful!


...Okay, I got it from Dr. Horrible...but still.

 

[TimeLord]

"Indeed"

Used in any context while agreeing

 

[Mozared]

Lucy: Desmond..shut the fuck up.
Me: That's hot.

If your name's Desmond there's one word that should really be yer catchphrase brother.

My 'lines' or 'words' would be... "Basically" (I use that whenever I'm explaining something), " 'lo" instead of hello and "Fair 'nuff".

 

[skywalkerlion]

"Im gonna shit in your mouth"

Yep, I say that.

This is a great time for me to say 'That's hot'.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I actually didn't know Paris Hilton said that..that's kinda creepy :<

 

[ucciolord1]

"Gotcha, suckas!"

 

[kalakashi]

I don't, but my friend always uses "Cheeky monkey" which is hilarious when a Tank throws a car that practically takes your head off, followed by "cheeky monkey". Especially as he barely means it as a joke, and is only really saying it to himself.

 

[Flames66]

At the moment I say "Good Lord" in a sarcastic Captain Picard voice.

Righto, i use it as away to express my incredible britishness and to humour americans

Partly the same reason I do mine.

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Aye, I have catch-lines but I dunnae think I should tell you them because It will ruin their impact when I make use of them.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"I was frozen today."

Works best in a heated argument.

Seriously, try it.

 

[BENZOOKA]

My lines change a lot. Only few of them would work as well when translated to English.