Your Line

[xMelior]

"Sorry guys, I blacked out again. What happened?"

 

[Baldry]

"Don't act like you're not impressed"

 

[Hoplon]

"I'm tired, I'm hurt, i'm pissed and i have to find a new job, so no, I'm not ok"

 

[Talal Provides]

"Rye whiskey. Four fingers. No ice. Now."

 

[Blitzwarp]

Special Agent Tanya's laugh from Red Alert 2. It's all I'd need.

EDIT: Possibly followed by a "cha-ching!"

 

[IsraelRocks]

"Does it say dead N***ER storage ?!?!"

 

[Guffe]

"I'm hungry" would probably be something I'd say after mashing up stuff for a few hours.

 

[Video Gone]

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets."

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I have no line. The camera merely zooms in and I wink.
At that point, whatever I come up with won't be nearly as good as that tiny movement.

 

[vxicepickxv]

"Damn, I need a beer."

 

[everfreeDragon]

"Dammit I can never think of awesome one liners when I need them"
"You see this is why I don't fight"
As I put my long coat back on "I told him not to take my coat"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Everyone who saves the world would mutter some understatement and slip off sheepishly if this thread is any indication.
I probably wouldn't even say anything. You know, save for spluttering indignantly if anyone asked me if I was all right.

 

[Harbinger_]

"How f***ing awesome was that?!"
"This is what happens when you don't recycle."
"Ok ok so I couldn't do it with one arm tied behind my back... I had to tie both of them instead."
"Look at your corpse now back to me, look back at your corpse.. now back to me....."

Forgot one last one.

"Bonk!"

 

[TheLiham]

Who wants some roast?

Failing that "I came"

 

[Pandaman1911]

I'd steal a line from Halo.
"Get me a nurse... no, a FEMALE nurse."

 

[spartan231490]

"I am not a f*cking charity. I expect to be paid for this."

Definitely this. It conveys both my lack of fear or pain, and my conviction that I need some moneys.

 

[geldonyetich]

"Has anyone seen my contact lens? I think I tripped over something."