I don't know if any of you played the very first fable game. (Back when it was just another fantasy RPG, and funnily enough, included a story) But there was one quest where you had to rescue a little kid from a cave of Hobbes.
My God it was bad, the whole way he absolutely insists on standing right where the enemies are, and has a health bar shorter than a critter's. On top of that, he has without a doubt, THE WORST voice acting ever to be cruelly inflicted on a players ears. His tone of voice his so bloody annoying and constantly whiny that it would make anyone pro-choice.