Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)

[Mr Fatherland]

I've been elbowed in the face by a statue. It hurt.

What's the most painful thing to ever happen to you that was completely your own fault and caused by an in-animate object.

 

[randommaster]

Hit in the stomach with a hot frying pan.

 

[fenrizz]

Stubbing my toe to various objects.
That pain is pure evil!

 

[DarkFenix]

was doing some forge work in my grade 12 shop class wasn't paying attention for some reason and jabbed the red hot tongs into my right arm just above the forging gloves... yeah it punctured and then sealed due to the heat lol. Thankfully wasn't deep

 

[Snotnarok]

I was moving my brothers bike when I was 12 years old, I tripped fell on it and the crank (the thing you peddle) turned and my finger got pulled in and impaled at the tip. My mom ran out and started tugging on me as I screamed in agony and then finally my brother ran out and cranked my hand out.

 

[JBarracudaL]

I use to work in a fast food joint, one responsibility I took to was management of the oil. So I would filter out the fryers a couple of times a day, clean draining pans, change the oil yaddah yaddah.
One day a friend of mine thought it to be a great idea to startle me as I dipped a quality test strip into the oil, I shoved my hand into the fryer, which was 350 degrees.
I think I can safely imagine how it would feel to be lit on fire.

 

[El Poncho]

Tripped over a bottle today on the ground:| Walked into a pole holding up a shelter yesterday, stubbing my toe on the corner of my bed:|

 

[Rascarin]

Hmm, possibly the time I walked into a vacuum cleaner and managed to break my toe by getting it caught in the roller.

Or ANY time I've trodden on an upturned plug. Fucking OW.

Ooh, or the time I was sitting on my brothers bike, and I was too short for it, so it toppled over and I faceplanted the gravel driveway and almost knocked my teeth out.

Or the time I was body boarding, and decided it would be a good idea to try and break a wave by holding the board out in front of me. And the wave hurled the board back with quite some force, into my face... and almost knocked my teeth out.

 

[VitalSigns]

Was cutting a bagel while on the phone went to far cut my hand. Sucks right

THEN, in a stupid reaction toss the knife, it goes through my foot.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Oh, I once stepped on an upturned toothpick, which imbedded itself right into the joint of my right middle toe... It. Hurt. Like. Hell. My dad had to yank it out through my sock, and the joint is still a bit messed up due to the splinters.

 

[Miss_M]

I woke up the about three weeks ago with a huge purple bruise which pretty much covered from my kneecap to halfway up my thigh. It hurt so much I couldn't cross my legs. No clue how it happened. Damn you Jaegermeister!

Also emptying out a bookcase in my pjs and getting a nipple caught between two dictionaries. Holy mother of God.

 

[DarkFenix]

I woke up the about three weeks ago with a huge purple bruise which pretty much covered from my kneecap to halfway up my thigh. It hurt so much I couldn't cross my legs. No clue how it happened. Damn you Jaegermeister!

Also emptying out a bookcase in my pjs and getting a nipple caught between two dictionaries. Holy mother of God.

sorry that last one made me laugh as i tried picturing it in my head

 

[BlackJack47]

I accidentally dropped a television (one of those big ones from the 90's) onto my feet...all my toe nails on my left foot fell off and bled for half an hour.

 

[randommaster]

Stubbing my toe to various objects.
That pain is pure evil!

My brother once fractured his toe after he stubbed it against somebody's leg.

The best part was that he was going to go and mess with that person because he thought they were asleep.

 

[New Troll]

Back at college I worked at the cafeteria and we had these metal carts that push down in the middle to hold empty trays. I was pushing on of those to the back to be cleaned, not realizing the platform was stuck down at the very bottom. It sprang up and almost chopped my finger off. If it had hit horizontal to the finger, it probably would have, but it hit verticly and left a huge gash the length of the finger. You could see all three bones. Was pretty neat, even with the pain.

 

[Zacharine]

Does bursting your eardrums from a fragmentation grenade exploding 3 meters from you at a shooting range count as an injury caused by an inanimate object?

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I broke my leg on a trampoline. That was fun.
Or the time I burned my hand with boiling grease and couldn't use it for a week.
Or when I dropped a knife on/in my foot.
Oh, and there's any time I've hit my funny bone on anything.
Getting my hand caught in a flagpole winch.
A fishhook in my right forearm.
A shovel in my eye from my brother carelessly throwing it. Luckily my eye was closed, and it scratched the eyelid.
Hot coals being thrown about and hitting me in the torso. Melted my favorite jacket.

I think that's about it.

 

[Fingerprint]

I trod on a 6" nail, it went right through. Yes, that was fucking painful.

Also, I dived off the shallow end of a swimming pool and cracked my head open.

 

[DasHunterman]

I once accidently punched through an old piece of window glass. Still got the scar on my thumb to prove it O-o