Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Well all I've done is stub my toe, and shred a piece of my face after kicking...something, I have no idea what it was.

But the stupidest I've seen is a friend getting knocked down by a parked car, he stole a glove and ran straight into the front wheel and went over the bonnet, was great fun

 

[xChevelle24]

I got KO'd by a wall in 4th grade. Required 5 stitches. I also had substantial blood loss and a huge dent in my reputation amongst the playground.

 

[Pimppeter2]

My penis was burnt when It hit a lamp that had no shade on.

Can't wait for the hundreds of messages where I've been quoted

 

[xChevelle24]

I got KO'd by a wall in 4th grade. Required 5 stitches. I also had substantial blood loss and a huge dent in my reputation amongst the playground.

Although I must admit, stubbing your toe is one of the most painful things that you experience daily, or maybe I just experience it daily? It has the power to turn me angry at any point in time.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Nail through the fucking hand.

ooowwwww

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Failed to see the vacuum on the stairs, narrowly missed falling down the stairs, hit my head on a wall instead.

 

[Twisted Zombie]

when i sat down on my old couch, my elbow bumped into the arm of the couch and into a hidden nail inside of it.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

I work at a boat store and was back in the shop. New outboard came in and they come in steel-framed crates supported by bolts. Well that day I was wearing sandals back there and happened to stub my toe on one of the steel edges. Metal went almost an inch into my big toe... it sucked. I had to get 6 stitches... the whole process was painful too.

Other than that, I broke my wrist playing football.

Does bursting your eardrums from a fragmentation grenade exploding 3 meters from you at a shooting range count as an injury caused by an inanimate object?

And I don't think that's injury... That would most certainly be death.

 

[WrongSprite]

Walked into a tree on the last day of school, as the entire school was leaving. Fortunately I saw the funny side.

 

[Finrear]

For me probably stubbing my toe or standing on a plug, nothing too bad.

When I was growing up though one of my friends stood on a needle which went into the bone in his foot, it gets worse too, he stood on the eye end with thread still in it. Still makes me wince thinking of it.

 

[Ultress]

My penis was birnt when It hit a lamp that had no shade on.

Can't wait for the hundreds of messages where I've been quoted

Ok I'll bite, why was your penis that close to a lamp?

I kneed a door to open it, the door opened but my kneee still hurt like hell.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Me very drunk and a car....ouch (didn't get hit by the car) just slammed my head onto it.

 

[Zacharine]

Does bursting your eardrums from a fragmentation grenade exploding 3 meters from you at a shooting range count as an injury caused by an inanimate object?

And I don't think that's injury... That would most certainly be death.

Not quite, because you are standing in a pillbox. See the grenade, take cover, be protected from shrapnel but not from sound....

Happened to me.

EDIT: Oh, and end up yelling to the smartass who thought he didn't have to wait for permission and could switch the hand he was going to throw the grenade with, after pulling the pin... Snap goes the handle as the grenade changes the hand, panic goes the guy and the toss falls quite short. "Duck!" goes the sergeant, bang goes the 'nade...

 

[Croaker42]

Fish hook in the foot.
Hit in the face with golf club and having it push the rim of my glasses into my nose causing a massive blood spout and the need for stitches (but leaving a fun scar).
Falling on the flat side of a rusty nail.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Stubbing my toe to various objects.
That pain is pure evil!

Yeah, especially when you have an ingrown toenail.

[OT]Me, I was twirling my TV remote and it fell out of my hand and smacked my balls.
Why is it that men have the most exploitable weakness?

 

[Hellion25]

I dislocated my wrist by running into a chair. That really hurt.

 

[Koeryn]

Got a couple that rank equally high for me.

While skateboarding, I had a ghetto-rigged grind rail that consisted of a 4x4 post about 10 feet long, with some nylon siding to give ya somethin' to slide on. The board I was usin' was a Powell that had been found in a resale shop, and was missin' most of it's nose and tail.

So, I go up for a board slide (back side, 'cause they're easier), I ollie on, my front foot misses the nose, 'cause the board's FRICKIN' SHORT, but my back foot catches the tail just fine. Ordinarily, this don't pose much a problem, but this time I had a GREAT pivot point for the board so that as I landed, I snapped the tail, the pivot point sent it STRAIGHT into my balls.

I was on the ground for awhile. My little brother was too, but that's only 'cause he was laughin' so hard.

The other one was also a skating related one. Only this time it's not the board what was short, was the rail. I go up, try and 5050, realise this ain't workin', so I jump off, step on the end of the rail, pop it up vertical, I catch the rail right in the middle of my upper arm. It misses by bicep, hits bone instead.

One of those pains that alternates 'tween laughin' hysterically, and cryin' the same it hurts so bad. Bruised the bone somethin' fierce, maybe chipped it, otherwise, I got tough bones.

Got a non-skatin' related one, but that's not entirely inanimate, since it was my brother who was wieldin' the bokken what snapped on my forearm.

Good times, aye?

 

[GamerGeek]

OH, I have one.

I had a school project, back in elementary school. Solar system, attached to a brick. Pluto kept falling off, so, I held the brick in one hand, and reached down to grab stupid pluto. Brick fell, right on my foot. Toes broken, couldn't walk for awhile. Ever since, I've had a grudge against that 'planet'. In fact, I'm glad it's not a planet anymore...

 

[Thegreatoz]

Me+skateboard+moving car = worst week of my life