I was thrown a steak knife by an angry ex.
Can't think of any other one. Although I know there have been more.
Can't think of any other one. Although I know there have been more.
Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)
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Standing on upturned plugs, stubbing my toe on my bed,kicking my legs out and smacking a wall.
Only little ones, I feel like a pussy compared to everyone else XD
Only little ones, I feel like a pussy compared to everyone else XD
-Cutted my hand with a band-saw. I didn't check if the safety was on. It left a fucking big scar. I'm very sensitive with my left hand now.
-Have you ever heard of cars that hit bikers? Well, I tend to do the contrary of things. I hit a car with my bike. If only I've stopped at the STOP sign, I wouldn't have broked my wrist.
-Have you ever heard of cars that hit bikers? Well, I tend to do the contrary of things. I hit a car with my bike. If only I've stopped at the STOP sign, I wouldn't have broked my wrist.
I once stubbed my little toe really, really bad on a metal chair. I couldn't put pressure on any part of the bottom of my foot for a day and a half.
When I was a toddler I got second degree burns on my right hand from a lightbulb.
EDIT: Both of these hurt worse than the time I broke my collarbone, followed immediatley by falling off a cliff.
When I was a toddler I got second degree burns on my right hand from a lightbulb.
EDIT: Both of these hurt worse than the time I broke my collarbone, followed immediatley by falling off a cliff.
It was fancy decorative one on display in a shop. I mistook it for one of those glass domes with a tesla in the middle.Voodoopigs said:
two objects worked together.
the skateboard I was standing on threw me towards the oven... third(I think) burns ftw
the skateboard I was standing on threw me towards the oven... third(I think) burns ftw
Was cleaning a beach under a jetski contest when I got bored and started to toss glasbottles into a big, black, plastic bag reffered as "sopsäck". Apparently, glas is pretty fragile and SHARP while plastic bags are not that resistent. Anyway, I made my way to throw the bag while i was swinging the big bag back and forth. Suddenly, sharp pain and blood. The damn glas had made its way through the plastic and in to my calf. Slice. Away to hospital and 5 stitches later I got my payment.
Breaking my arm in 7 places because of a bicycle mishap. Though that was nothing to bawwwww over.
The absolute worst was when I was at a national park place where there was a crystal clear lake with glass bottom boat tours. Well as I was walking I had my hand on the rail and got an inch long splinter up under my thumb nail. Went to the medical place, all they had was bandaids for turtle bites and epi pens or whatever for bee stings. So my dad whips out his handy dandy swiss army knife and proceeds to iremove half of my thumb nail. Not in the direction that you'd cut if trimming, but the other way, literally right in half. But so ya, I was 8 at the time, maybe a tear or too, mostly just squeezing mom's hand till I almost broke it, then passed out. Oh and the entire time the med guy on duty is pouring alcohol on my thumb the entire time....ohhhh memories.
The absolute worst was when I was at a national park place where there was a crystal clear lake with glass bottom boat tours. Well as I was walking I had my hand on the rail and got an inch long splinter up under my thumb nail. Went to the medical place, all they had was bandaids for turtle bites and epi pens or whatever for bee stings. So my dad whips out his handy dandy swiss army knife and proceeds to iremove half of my thumb nail. Not in the direction that you'd cut if trimming, but the other way, literally right in half. But so ya, I was 8 at the time, maybe a tear or too, mostly just squeezing mom's hand till I almost broke it, then passed out. Oh and the entire time the med guy on duty is pouring alcohol on my thumb the entire time....ohhhh memories.
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Getting tackled and getting slammed into concrete during a dodgeball game gone too rough. (Normally there is no tackling in dodgeball.) The pain right off wasn't so bad, it was the ear infection that followed.
But it wasn't the worst pain I felt. The worse pain had to do with just medical illnesses.
Worse one I caused myself was when I was a couple of years into puberty I couldn't stand all the body hair that kept springing up. It felt like sandpaper when new and itched like crazy. Not knowing any better I took a bottle of Nair and rubbed it all over my underarms, stomach area, pubic area, anal area and legs.
I got a really bad burn all over. I couldn't move without staggering pain for over a week.
Getting tackled and getting slammed into concrete during a dodgeball game gone too rough. (Normally there is no tackling in dodgeball.) The pain right off wasn't so bad, it was the ear infection that followed.
But it wasn't the worst pain I felt. The worse pain had to do with just medical illnesses.
Worse one I caused myself was when I was a couple of years into puberty I couldn't stand all the body hair that kept springing up. It felt like sandpaper when new and itched like crazy. Not knowing any better I took a bottle of Nair and rubbed it all over my underarms, stomach area, pubic area, anal area and legs.
I got a really bad burn all over. I couldn't move without staggering pain for over a week.
Well Me being the cool person i am jumping bollards one was a bit taller than the rest cracked my Nuts on it then fell to the pavement breaking my arm and 2 fingers 
Well, I got pushed down from a roof (long story, but it had something to do with bullies)
I broke a leg, my right thumb and fell on something that left me with a huge cut in the face (healed nicely enough so its not visable)
Didin't really realise i was in pain until in the hospital, Just remember trying to get up so i could kick that ************'s ass.
I broke a leg, my right thumb and fell on something that left me with a huge cut in the face (healed nicely enough so its not visable)
Didin't really realise i was in pain until in the hospital, Just remember trying to get up so i could kick that ************'s ass.
It was 2 am and at my m8s house, i tripped up on the f*** bas***s leg and fell onto a glass cabinet where an iron key was in the lock of the cabinet door so it hit my right eye and cut the eyelid down the centre so i had to go to hospital and have 96% of my eyelid restitched......
:O and when i was in the country i took up a new sport....fence jumping...caught my left leg on a barbed wire fence as i tried to jump it, i now have 2 scars, one is 7 inches and the other is 5.2 inches in length on my inner thigh ....to all the girls i like to call it shark attack off cape cod
:O and when i was in the country i took up a new sport....fence jumping...caught my left leg on a barbed wire fence as i tried to jump it, i now have 2 scars, one is 7 inches and the other is 5.2 inches in length on my inner thigh ....to all the girls i like to call it shark attack off cape cod
Same injury, same object, different means - we had one of those little Henry type hoovers... one day my mum was doing some housework and the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" says a 12-year-old me, before running and jumping over the hoover, smashing my little toe on it as I went.Rascarin said:
...a few months later, I broke the same toe on the other foot while playing cricket. Some pillock decided to bowl straight at my feet. We were on the beach. I was bare-footed.
I suppose we could count the ~10" scar on my forearm as a result of smashing into a window.