Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)

[atv_chic_18]

I've got four that are bound to count for something
1.) I have tripped and ran my toe into a cracked open door resulting in a broke toe and a bruised toe.
2.) A four wheeler wreck involving what my cousin claims to be a 'stunt that should've been youtubed'. I was going up a muddy hill as we were riding a trail (take note there's about six of us riding in a single file line) and the hill gave way with me causing me to fish tail and roll backwards at least 8 times down the hill. The entire time I was standing up. How I managed that one, I'm not sure. I never once hit the ground. It wasn't pleasant but no injuries occurred.
3.) My cousin laid what was left of a sparkler (it was just a hot metal stick at this point) down on the groove in between my thumb and my index finger. I still have a barely visible mark from that.
4.) Most recently I was yielding at rush hour lunch time traffic last September and an idiot decided that instead of going the speed limit of 35 he'd do at least 50 or more and had no intentions to look ahead of him while moving into a yielding lane (where I was). He plowed into my car without even thinking of stopping whatsoever. My resulting injuries were damages sustained to my car, and having six + months of neck and back trips to a chiropractor.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Slammed my knee against the corner of a doorframe.

Hurt...

 

[PirateKing]

My bike was laying on its side and I tripped and landed, stomach first, on the end of one of the handlebars. Possibly the most pain I've ever been in.

 

[Andalusa]

The usual stuff, stubbing toes, walking into doors and walls.
Then there was that time I crashed into a parked car on my bike.
I remember lots of spinning and a handlebar stuck in my leg.
Pain!.
Stupid car, shouldn't have been parked there.

 

[Conveant0]

I'd like to add lego, just for the cumulative damage done to my feet over my childhood...

Most painful in one go, probably a wooden banister (Handrail for a staircase) sliding down the supports and the edge meeting my arm just above the wrist.

 

[quiet_samurai]

So many to tell.

Most recent though, leaping out of a moving truck bed into a (soft) bush. Only to find out only the surface of outside of the bush is actually soft. Did you know there are sticks in there?

 

[FinalGamer]

Scraped half my leg with a dent in the bone from falling down a manhole by a swimming pool.

 

[Zombie_Goasts]

I ran into a fire extinguisher cabinet while walking to the lunchroom at my highschool.
My forthform schoolyard chums were quite amused by this unexpected turn of events.

 

[ConstantJoe]

Ran into a birdtable =P

There was blood everywhere, splurting out of my head. Still got a scar, though my hair covers it up.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Snowboard into my rib cage when one of my friends let his board slide and it collided with me while I was on the ground. Broke one rib and bruised a couple.

 

[Bohner239]

I cut open my chin on an INFLATABLE FRANKENSTEIN DOLL.

Don't. Even. ASK.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

*twitch*
Inanimate

Uh, I suppose a doorframe?
When I was about three, I was running through the house, when my dad called my name.
I turned my head, and caught the side of it on the door, splitting my ear open.
I still have the scar.

 

[Insanum]

Chasing my dog when i was like...6...ran headlong into a wall & knocked myself clean out.

Stitches & a scar on my nose (like monobrow area, Not a big'n, Bout an inch). Woo ¬¬

And sitting down & missing the chair... We've ALL done that! [/I]

 

[zamot201]

ok being totally truthful here.
First some background info: I live in the attic of my house,the staricase going downstairs end right next to the one going to the ground floor, some people in my house are dipshits, I live 3 blocks from a hospital.
So it was like 3 in the morning and I woke up because I really had 2 pee. i was walking to the stairs when I slipped a skateboard someone left sitting around. I hit my head on a sharp corner of a cabinet, Then getting up I fell down the stairs. then the next flight of stairs, Into a glass bow( which shattered into my belly. I walked to the hospital( alone, in my boxers and bleeding out of... everywhere) at 3 in the morning.
I now realize that I left a trail of Urine down the stairs and A trail of blood to the hospital so my family could follow my trail to the hospital.
Once again I guarantee you that was the truth.

 

[Veekter]

i climbed a kitchen counter only to find that at the top was what seemed to be a secure hold but instead was just a cup of boiling hot water, i still have the scars to remind me of it

 

[Danman1]

A T.V. fell on my head once and sliced my ear off. But the worst accident has to be a paper cut. Near the eyes or genitals (don't ask)

 

[Aqua Trenoble]

Hmm, possibly the time I walked into a vacuum cleaner and managed to break my toe by getting it caught in the roller.

That's just talented, dude.

For me, it's a toss-up between the time that I ran facefirst into a metal tether pole and knocked myself semi-unconscious and the time when I accidentally broke off a ceramic bathrobe-hanger and almost sliced my toenail off. Both hurt like hell, although I'm not sure which was more painful.

 

[my dog said quack]

mmmmmm 3 things i can think of... 1.)getting a pizza out of a 400 degree oven and burning the top of my arm by accidentaly hitting one of the higher rails 2.)playing golf with my friend and getting my left middle finger broken by being to close to him swinging 3.)walking by a pumpkin we left on the kitchen floor that we were going to carve that weekend and SOMEHOW getting my toenail to somehow slide into it by accident and getting a toenail full of pumpkin-i couldnt remove it without taking off my toenail/removing my toenail would have caused a holy hell world of pain that even morphine couldnt kiss g'night

 

[Flukey]

I know people with much better stories than my own, but still, I guess I've got one.

When I was about 10, I went cycling in a park with my friend. I was using a bike that was too small for me, and so it was hard enough to control since I had to avoid bashing my knees on the handle bars. We reached a steep drop, which my friend proceeded to go down at full speed. Not wanting to lose sight of him, I followed.

There was a root (may I count a tree as inanimate?) sticking out of the path, which my friend managed to avoid, but I hadn't noticed until it was too late. Like I said, I wasn't in full control of the bike so I didn't manage to avoid it, and instead got (mostly) flung over the handlebars, my feet getting entangled with the bike. My face slid across the stony path, and I gashed my knee on a rock. I don't know if it was bone, I never went to the hospital, but I did see something white at the bottom of the bit of my knee that soon after started pouring blood. There's also a part of my eyebrow the never grows hair.

Also, my contribution towards the large number of foot injuries (seems like we'd be better off without toes, from looking at this thread), usually if I stand on something with just part of my foot, or push something with my foot, the toe next to my big toe tends to bend at the knuckle, in the wrong direction, and get stuck under the toe next to it. It hurts. A lot. Usually for a good ten minutes before it either bends back, or I have to force it back into place, which hurts a whole lot more

 

[reaper660]

i got a papercut once.....or twice....come to think of it...It feels like I get one every other day....