Slicing the palm of my hand open on a metal carpet divider as a kid. Over an inch in length and 15+ stitches.
Fun times.
Fun times.
Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)
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When I was a kid, I fell from a chair. I stuck my hands out to stop the fall. The ironing board leg was in the way.
I broke my wrist... the pain's the only thing I remember clearly. For some reason tough, I didn't go to hospital until the morning after. 'Sleep on it,' they said. 'If it still hurts in the morning...' (I was a bit of a cry baby as a kid, which is why they didn't think I was really hurt.)
I broke my wrist... the pain's the only thing I remember clearly. For some reason tough, I didn't go to hospital until the morning after. 'Sleep on it,' they said. 'If it still hurts in the morning...' (I was a bit of a cry baby as a kid, which is why they didn't think I was really hurt.)
First thing that comes to mind is being stabbed in the thigh with a shinai. It wasn't so bad but the dumbass stabbed me like 30 times in one round... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STAB WITH A SHINAI!
other than that, I remember several epic things that happened to me in my old house. Basically EVERY time I woke up and was drowsy, I would 1) run into the side of my door while it was partially open, 2) run into the wall on the other side of the hallway, 3) stub my toe on the corner, and 4) slip on the hardwood floor on my way to the kitchen. SO glad i moved.
other than that, I remember several epic things that happened to me in my old house. Basically EVERY time I woke up and was drowsy, I would 1) run into the side of my door while it was partially open, 2) run into the wall on the other side of the hallway, 3) stub my toe on the corner, and 4) slip on the hardwood floor on my way to the kitchen. SO glad i moved.
80's series TV almost fell on me when I was four years old, I managed to hold it stop it from falling on my head with my hands (obviosly). So one corner(made from metal) stabbed me into the wrist, almost slit my veins :'(
One of the funny (yet painful) examples: I crashed into the pole while riding bike backwards xD
One of the funny (yet painful) examples: I crashed into the pole while riding bike backwards xD
I have managed to sprain my ankle by standing up. Yes, you read right, standing up. WHAT THE HELL?
I have also reached for a soldering iron when not looking and picked it up by the metal end... I always put them in the holder now when I'm not using them.
Oh, and I have also blended my fingers. With a blender. A hand held one. That was some alcohol related stupidity which surprisingly didn't hurt at all, least not till the ER doc injected me with anesthetic in my fingers, that hurt like a *****.
I have also reached for a soldering iron when not looking and picked it up by the metal end... I always put them in the holder now when I'm not using them.
Oh, and I have also blended my fingers. With a blender. A hand held one. That was some alcohol related stupidity which surprisingly didn't hurt at all, least not till the ER doc injected me with anesthetic in my fingers, that hurt like a *****.
Oooh thats a toughie, either
1) Tripping over a "L" shaped tend peg and ripping the front of my foot open.
2) Falling over on my bike while the wheel was twisted in such a way as to make it trap one leg with most of me and my bike's weight ontop of it, had to stay there for a good few mins in escalating pain.
3) Getting my thigh stuck to a suction vent with the safety mesh off in a large hotel jacuzzi. - had to be puled off my two people and it left a bruise the size of a dinnerplate. I was showered with ice, apologies and vouchers though so that sweetened the experience.
1) Tripping over a "L" shaped tend peg and ripping the front of my foot open.
2) Falling over on my bike while the wheel was twisted in such a way as to make it trap one leg with most of me and my bike's weight ontop of it, had to stay there for a good few mins in escalating pain.
3) Getting my thigh stuck to a suction vent with the safety mesh off in a large hotel jacuzzi. - had to be puled off my two people and it left a bruise the size of a dinnerplate. I was showered with ice, apologies and vouchers though so that sweetened the experience.
Slipping on wet ground straight into the corner of a brick wall. It happened because I was chasing my mate to the bus so I could get a decent seat. Turns out I have a hard head, as it only took some glue to stick the skin back together and I was let on my way. I've got a rather noticeable scar now which has made itself at home with all the other scars I have.
Tripping over a rock - Broken arm (greenstick fracture)
Falling down the stairs - Broken Wrist
Falling up the stairs - Broken Wrist
Turning to talk to someone and falling over the curb - Broken arm (Colles' Fracture)
Falling off a swing (when I was very young) onto broken glass - Deep gash right down arm
....fun times
Also, my 1st ever Escapist post! Hello to all you awesome peoples out there!! =]
Falling down the stairs - Broken Wrist
Falling up the stairs - Broken Wrist
Turning to talk to someone and falling over the curb - Broken arm (Colles' Fracture)
Falling off a swing (when I was very young) onto broken glass - Deep gash right down arm
....fun times
Also, my 1st ever Escapist post! Hello to all you awesome peoples out there!! =]
Riding on a skateboard when I was around 11, was going downhill and didn't know how to slow down.
At the end of the road I was going down was a steel fence, before I could roll off I smack face first into it, face was numb for what, 2 days?
Hurt like hell :<
Also got pushed off a slide by my brother as a kid, broke an arm, he didn't mean to afaik.
At the end of the road I was going down was a steel fence, before I could roll off I smack face first into it, face was numb for what, 2 days?
Hurt like hell :<
Also got pushed off a slide by my brother as a kid, broke an arm, he didn't mean to afaik.
I broke my little toe (when I was in a rush and ran through my house and tripped on a speaker. Couldn't walk on it for about 2 days. It's the lamest injury to call in sick with. Didn't think it was even possible until then, neither did my doctor until she tried to un-dislocate it. Stupid bint.
Oh, I forgot to mention that two doors were completly crushed. I was obese at the time. I also hit that car pretty fast.imacharginmehlaz0r said:
I knocked a piece of paper off a table and picked it up, it slid underneath a chair with a wooden back so I lift the chair up just a little, I grab the paper stand up, drop the chair and the top corner of it hits me right on top of the pelvis (It dug into my stomach than landed on top of my pelvis)