Your most painful accident. (caused by an in-aminate object)

[WrcklessIntent]

Ok so when you're at the batting cages for baseball have you ever realised those BIG signs outside that say DO NOT SWING BATS OUTSIDE OF CAGES. This one little retard kid didn't and me and a friend walk by. I get three teeth knocked out and my friend has a painful moment he can keep reminding me of for ever.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

I'm sure you've all had this happen, but probably to a less extreme extent.
1. Stepped on a lego
2. Jerked back in surprise/pain
3. Put my foot down on a different lego
4. Stumble a bit, stepping on another lego and an upright thumbtack
5. Pull out the tack

I'm quite sure this isn't the MOST painful, but it was definitely the one I'm least proud of.

 

[OMGaNOODLE]

Mm, I fell from a ski lift.
They decided to abruptly halt it for a child not past the age of six. Unawares, I was propelled from my comfortable, frozen padded seat. I would hazard a guess and say I was 15-20 ft. up. The ground counts as inanimate, doesn't it?

 

[Hazy]

Hit a Barbed Wire fence going about 45mph on a Dirtbike when I was around 8. Flipped over my handlebars and slammed into the post inbetween the barbs. I was really cut up from the injury, so me and my Dad were just sitting down trying not to alert my Mom to these injuries. We failed, she found out.. and she was pissed.

 

[Old Man Neck]

I tripped and scraped my knee. It didn't really hurt of course, but it was just my luck that the wound ended up becoming infected with MRSA, which sucked.

 

[Vern]

Throwing a machete into a tree, having it hit wrong and ricocheting back into my jaw point first. Nice little scar and a constant bleed for at least a day from that. I also found out that black ice isn't your friend when you're going down a hill at around 25 miles an hour, it tends to give you a nice concussion. I also cut off half of my knuckle from my pointer finger on my left hand while slicing cheese with a serrated knife, and severed a vein in the little finger on my right hand on a broken lamp. I've never seen blood actually pump out in spurts, it was rather interesting. And extremely painful. I think I need to stay away from sharp objects.

 

[ExodusinFlames]

I'm sure its on here somewhere.

Solid oak dining room table + junk + two full plates of food = hilariously painful

 

[deletemeplease107]

Was cutting a bagel while on the phone went to far cut my hand. Sucks right

THEN, in a stupid reaction toss the knife, it goes through my foot.

Dude.... really? Thats really, really funny.

 

[Altorin]

I've been elbowed in the face by a statue. It hurt.

What's the most painful thing to ever happen to you that was completely your own fault and caused by an in-animate object.

Sort of reminds me of the Simpsons when homer ran into the dedric tatem statue's fist..

Most Painful experience of my life is broken teeth.. mainly due to shotty maintenance (I know, it's horrible, and I'm paying for it.. I've been pretty lucky when it comes to accidents.. no real broken bones.. but I've had a couple of teeth break.. and that shit hurts.

 

[Tharwen]

None of these were actually me because I'm perfect XD

but anyway...

There was a girl in my class a few years ago who managed to remove her nail with a sander while trimming a piece of wood.

I know a guy who stabbed himself in the eye while trying to remove a nail from a bit of wood with a screwdriver.

Finally... [a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEQ4-G4WVhw"]this[/a].

EDIT: I just remembered this person who had a jagged scar across his whole face because someone had thrown a spade at him. It's not exactly his own fault but still pretty painful.

EDIT 2: I also just remembered watching someone fall over, get his front teeth caught in a basket (the ones with lots of little square holes around the sides) and snapping them in half like that.

I also like the avatar of the person below me

EDIT 3: I also know someone who flicked a fishing rod back to cast it out, and hooked it on his dad's lip behind him.

Why have I never hurt myself like this before?

 

[Segadroid]

When I found out putting screws in a plug is kinda shocking.


I was 5, okay.

 

[bloodysmurf]

When i was about 11 or 12 or something around that age. I thought it was pretty fucking awesome to go mountainbiking with a friend of mine. Only without breaks. As most people know biking down a hill with a 100 meter deep ravine next to you at 60 KM/h with no breaks is pretty retarded.

Somehow i managed to survive the actuall trip only to land on a boom barrier. not the actuall pole but on the stump where the pole is on. so I crashed into it and somehow I managed to make 2 incisions into my own fucking BALLS. As any boy/man can tell, that hurts. And that's not all, I had to bike back to the house of that friend so we could go to the doctor. Worst ride ever.

Then when we were finally at the doctor he wanted to get it cleaned out. jodium+alcohol+sliced up balls=pain. It really feels like burning hot needles being jammed into your sack.

that's my most painfull experience with an in-animate object.

 

[Reep]

Two caused by an inanimate object, influenced by someone else.

I was sitting outside the batting cages but near the entrance to the cage. My mate destroyed a baseball and it flew through the entrance and hit me right in the nose. It didn't do as much damage as i would've thought.

Another is when i was goalkeeper and their forward kicked the ball to my right, i put my hand out to stop it and i thought i stubbed my finger on the ball, after a minutes i pulled out my hand and my pinky finger was about 45 degrees to the rest of my hand. I had metal put in and now i've got this cool scar.

When i was about 11 or 12 or something around that age. I thought it was pretty fucking awesome to go mountainbiking with a friend of mine. Only without breaks. As most people know biking down a hill with a 100 meter deep ravine next to you at 60 KM/h with no breaks is pretty retarded.

Somehow i managed to survive the actuall trip only to land on a boom barrier. not the actuall pole but on the stump where the pole is on. so I crashed into it and somehow I managed to make 2 incisions into my own fucking BALLS. As any boy/man can tell, that hurts. And that's not all, I had to bike back to the house of that friend so we could go to the doctor. Worst ride ever.

Then when we were finally at the doctor he wanted to get it cleaned out. jodium+alcohol+sliced up balls=pain. It really feels like burning hot needles being jammed into your sack.

that's my most painfull experience with an in-animate object.

NOOOOOOO
made me cringe

 

[Gruthar]

Hmm... all mine have been electrocutions. I don't know which was the most painful.

*Working on a camera. I wasn't aware that the flash had its own capacitor - I thought I was safe enough by just taking out the batteries. I don't know which part of the circuit I touched, but that sucker discharged across my thumb.

*Working on an LCD display. I had an LCD with a burnt out power supply/inverter board. I couldn't find a replacement, so I figured I'd just modify one from another model. Anyway, I'd wired part of the new one up and wanted to test my work, so I plugged the LCD into the wall. I forget why, but I wasn't satisfied with how the AC input sat, so I proceeded to grab it, forgetting that the damn thing was still plugged in.

*Last one was working on my car. I had a couple of dead cylinders, and was working to eliminate causes. I was checking the spark plugs, and FWIW my car has a high-energy ignition. Not having a test light, I did it the old-fashioned way by pulling the spark plug (still attached to the ignition module), setting it on top of the plenum, and starting the engine. Well, the ignition was not the problem, the spark plugs were fine. But the spark plug I had pulled out started to roll off the plenum. Not wanting to fry electronics in my engine bay, I proceeded to grab it. Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! My whole arm was convulsing to the rhythm of that thing, which made it difficult to drop the spark plug.

 

[Motti]

All I have to say about my most painful accident is a little tip when riding a bike:
ALWAYS PULL THE BACK BRAKE FIRST.
I have the scars to prove that pulling the front one first is a bad idea.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Kong Vaulted a park bench, hitting my knee, proceeding to fall flat on my face and sliding around 2' on just my face......

 

[Dr.Susse]

i was climbing a door and fell on the bolt lock which then tore up my stomach. fat is yellowish by the why

 

[Segadroid]

I just remembered.

In highschool. There was a pretty large trottoir in front of the entrance, where there was junk laying all the time.
At one time, I was just hanging out and another guy though it would be funny to throw a rusty metal bar at me. He shouted and threw. I looked up and got myself a 10 cm cut over my forehead.
Weird thing was, I only felt it bump against my head. I looked angry at that guy and then noticed blood dripping on my nose. I then slowly walked towards the school's entrance and asked politely "if someone could patch it up for me".
It was 30 minutes later when I felt the real pain.