Your most recent Rage Quit

[RJ 17]

God Damn Fucking TANKS!!!!

*points to his previous post*

Eeeyup, I've had my "fun" in that hell-hole of a game. You forgot the points that I brought up what with the game lying to you and getting shot in the front and somehow having your engine explode. Those are the best.

You did mention the crap teammates though and those can be as infuriating as anything.

Defense on Malinovka! "All we have to do is sit on this hill and blast anything that comes within sight. I KNOW! Let's all disregard our superior high-ground position to run down into the dense cover that they've got and get blasted to bits!"

Offense on Malinovka! "Well, we're fucked because this game mode on this map is obscenely weighted in Defense's favor, so we have to pray that they're the shit-team and come to us. Failing that, might as well just go hide in a corner of the map so you don't get charge 12K for your blown up tank."

Encounter Battle on (fill in the blank)! "Hey guys! Great idea: lets go everywhere EXCEPT the neutral flag! What's that? We're only 2 minutes into the game and the enemy has gotten 65 capture points on the flag? How could they possibly have done that?!"

Oh, and why is it that every time I see a little piss-ant light tank do the decoy technique of just running full steam through my team's backfield, locating everyone and making everyone turn their guns away from the battle (thus ensuring they'll get decimated), it always takes 3 minutes to kill the little fucker but when I try to do it I instantly get my tracks blown off and killed within 10 seconds?

Seriously, fuck that god damn game.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Obviously, Dark Souls because I'm replaying it. Also, because everyone is. I mean, as in, the whole damn game. When I finally start making progress, too.

 

[StormDragonZ]

It was three hours ago. I'm attempting to beat Mega Man Zero with an A or S Rank in every mission, using no elemental chips, but not on Hard Mode. I'm going on Day #4 attempting to beat the mission "Rescue Colbor", and my best was a score of 83.

 

[RedLister]

About 20minites ago on my old copy of Warcraft 2. Get to last mission with humans. Not only is the only place you can get to land and make a base is guarded by cannon towers meaning there will be losses. But the game felt the need to spam blood-lusting ogres and dragons at me too. Can't remember how i pulled it off last time.

 

[Rolaoi]

I was playing a game of EU3 with the Chagatai Khanate. I spent several bloody headache inducing centuries making everything perfect. I decided to edit the save once I met my goal empire and change the religion to Buddhism as it's otherwise nigh impossible at that point. Normally, this is an easy enough fix of just deleting a line. Unfortunately, when I went back in game I found the map blank and unplayable. I spent a while going through the save file before giving up on the game.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I haven't rage quit in a long time... last one I remember was a League of Legends match...now that I think of it is the last one I ever played. Basically nobody wanted to be the jungler, so I did, took warwick and started doing my usual thing, ganking the lower tower. But the thing is that they always left me alone.I ganked, and my so called team mates retired... at FULL HEALTH, and left me to die.

I have never played League of legends again since that match.

 

[Fijiman]

So if they don't have crew training on the console version, is everyone's tank supposed to be generally equal in accuracy stats and the such?

But fuck being immobilized in one shot, fuck it with a knobbly iron stick. I also just found out something even worse than that in an earlier game today: a lucky artillery shot killed my driver, gunner and loader - aka the most important crewmembers in this stupid game - and knocked me down to less than one quarter health IN THE FIRST FUCKING MINUTE OF THE MATCH!

One would think, but I swear the enemy is using using fucking laser-guided missiles half the time while I'm using extra-dumb rounds.

Snip

Yes to everything you just said in those two posts. I really hope they fix some of these things, but they probably wont.

Oh, lets not forget how when some people use certain tanks the damn things are fucking bulletproof half the god damned time, but when you use them their health drops faster than you can blink.

 

[mezorin]

I mostly feel your pain. I say mostly because they have yet to introduce crew training to the Xbox version and I usually don't bother with premium round, but I definitely feel you on that last one. The last two days have been decent, but anytime before then I was getting my tracks blown off at least once for 13/15 matches. It almost never failed that the exact instant I tried to GTFO or even just duck behind cover my tracks would get nailed. What usually made it worse is when I was using my tank destroyers

World of Tanks is rage quit personified. Forget Dark Souls, COD, or even Mario Kart. Dark Souls is tough but fair, COD you can get lucky and get an uber kill streak run and Mario Kart can be played by just about anyone 4 and over as a fun party game with minimum investment. I put up with a lot of bullshit on an average day of Planetside 2, but at least I know my Lightning's gun will always go where I aim it and the game won't shoot 40 degrees out the barrel sideways because of "lol, crew levels". But not WOT. Oh no, the ammount of sheer RNG buggery in that game will make even D&D players just want to break down and weep, and I am positive the match maker is rigged. Everything bellow T5 is also a shit bucket that gets farmed by T5, and the goal of the game is to survive the T3 and T4 hazing to get down your line ASAP *then* start learning the game when you have something that can fight back fairly.

The worst offender was the Alecto. If the Golden Eye Klobb and the Planetside VS Beamer had a bastard child that would become a gimped vehicle, the Alecto would be that vehicle. I played something like 20 games in a row where I would be running Alecto and litterally be the bottom of the teir list. No matter how sneaky I was, no matter how much I tried to play defensively or help my mates push we'd lose or I would get one shotted at the begining of the round in the rare event of a win. Even in full on "Good Guy PTFO Mezorin" mode where I full on supported and team played I could not erk out a legit game in this god damned thing! T6 Tanks could just casually drive across a field towards me knowing they can eat ten shots from that gun then blast me once in the face. And I don't mean KVs or Tigers either, I mean Wolverines or 'mediums'. The one time I got top of the teir list, the other guy was a Hetzer who litterally one shotted my tank from half a kilometer away the instant I got on radar from firing one shell, one god damned time.

The net result is getting a 30% win rating in that 'tank'. I think at that point even afking the damn thing statistically would have been luckier than the run I had, so rage quit is a natural inclination. You get struck by lightning four times in a row going out to your back yard any reasonable person couldn't blame you for wanting to sell your place and move.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Europa Universails 4, and the god damned cheating computer. I love the game and the strategy in it, I love how you can't just brute force your way to world supremacy and no matter how big and powerful you are you are always in need of more manpower and your nation always has people that want to rebel.

But my most recent rage quit was because I was England and had managed to take the entire UK islands and was planning to take France with a coalition of other nations but even though I outnumbered them by a lot and had generals commanding my troops the French still kicked my ass. It wasn't even close, and there's only so many times you can suffer a total rout before you start to think the game just wants to screw you over.

Civilization Revolution is the same. So my Army of legion veteran units let by a general was taking out by 3 archers? I'm so close to actually burning the disc. I can't fucking win a single game in that since I conquered as a few nations.

This times a thousand. France is always a giant pain. As England I always say screw it to the continent and bug out to my islands, make a huge ass navy and own the coastline through raiding and blockades.

Playing as Milan and I think I am doing pretty good. I own most of northern Italy and somehow inherited Sicily (fyi that pisses off Aragon a lot)and I finally am ready to take out Venice. A rather large Bavarian ally with roughly 35 thousands regiments, Naples with 18 thousand and 25 warships, remnants of Greece states and Byzantium(I rebuilt by fighting off the Turks for them) bring 26 thousand plus 30 warships of varying states of effectiveness plus my 58 thousand(3 12thousand armys 8 inf, 2 cal and 2 art, each with a general) Plus hordes of mercs. My navy was simallary sized. Venice has 23 thousand troops and 15 ships, No allies.

I lost everything and my allies destroyed within 15minutes after declaring war. Venice somehow pulled 45 Carracks and 50 thousand troops from venice alone within 1 in game month. They never lost a battle and never lost a ship or regiment. I could not defend my territories and my allies were killed faster then me. Venice ended up with all of Greece, Sicily(released as vassal), 90% of Bavaria and everything of mine sans Milan. I quit after saving and going in as Venice to see how badly they were hurting to see if spies could save me. +1 to stability and a huge surplus of gold, like alt21 cash spamed 50 times. They strated the war with Crete, Venice and the bording land province. I haven't touched EU4 since.

 

[Fijiman]

I mostly feel your pain. I say mostly because they have yet to introduce crew training to the Xbox version and I usually don't bother with premium round, but I definitely feel you on that last one. The last two days have been decent, but anytime before then I was getting my tracks blown off at least once for 13/15 matches. It almost never failed that the exact instant I tried to GTFO or even just duck behind cover my tracks would get nailed. What usually made it worse is when I was using my tank destroyers

World of Tanks is rage quit personified. Forget Dark Souls, COD, or even Mario Kart. Dark Souls is tough but fair, COD you can get lucky and get an uber kill streak run and Mario Kart can be played by just about anyone 4 and over as a fun party game with minimum investment. I put up with a lot of bullshit on an average day of Planetside 2, but at least I know my Lightning's gun will always go where I aim it and the game won't shoot 40 degrees out the barrel sideways because of "lol, crew levels". But not WOT. Oh no, the ammount of sheer RNG buggery in that game will make even D&D players just want to break down and weep, and I am positive the match maker is rigged. Everything bellow T5 is also a shit bucket that gets farmed by T5, and the goal of the game is to survive the T3 and T4 hazing to get down your line ASAP *then* start learning the game when you have something that can fight back fairly.

The worst offender was the Alecto. If the Golden Eye Klobb and the Planetside VS Beamer had a bastard child that would become a gimped vehicle, the Alecto would be that vehicle. I played something like 20 games in a row where I would be running Alecto and litterally be the bottom of the teir list. No matter how sneaky I was, no matter how much I tried to play defensively or help my mates push we'd lose or I would get one shotted at the begining of the round in the rare event of a win. Even in full on "Good Guy PTFO Mezorin" mode where I full on supported and team played I could not erk out a legit game in this god damned thing! T6 Tanks could just casually drive across a field towards me knowing they can eat ten shots from that gun then blast me once in the face. And I don't mean KVs or Tigers either, I mean Wolverines or 'mediums'. The one time I got top of the teir list, the other guy was a Hetzer who litterally one shotted my tank from half a kilometer away the instant I got on radar from firing one shell, one god damned time.

The net result is getting a 30% win rating in that 'tank'. I think at that point even afking the damn thing statistically would have been luckier than the run I had, so rage quit is a natural inclination. You get struck by lightning four times in a row going out to your back yard any reasonable person couldn't blame you for wanting to sell your place and move.

Yep, WoT is probably one of the only games out there where it truly is more the equipment and not the skill of the player that wins the match. And I probably never would have even touched the Alecto had I not found out that the AT 2 comes after it because the first three tiers of British tanks suck ass. Although I did pretty well with it half the time. However, while it may be fast and powerful, that does not take away from the fact that the thing has practically no armor. It really is a case that if you get spotted while using it you better be ready to either run or die.

 

[RJ 17]

Snip

Yes to everything you just said in those two posts. I really hope they fix some of these things, but they probably wont.

Oh, lets not forget how when some people use certain tanks the damn things are fucking bulletproof half the god damned time, but when you use them their health drops faster than you can blink.

My thoughts exactly. That's what it was like when I finally got myself a Panther. Every time I had come up against a Panther it might as well have been made of adamantium. When I finally got one, apparently I went with the paper mache model. >.>

Seriously, the front of the Panther is a god damn ramp, as such every time I tried engaging one from the front "It bounced right off, surrrrr." That's why I was so pumped to get one myself. Yet that tank - more than any other I drove - would take a single shot to the front and immediately blow up. Well there goes 12K silver...

For a while I decided to try playing arty, figuring that if I'm going to get one-shotted all the time, I might as well have a valid reason for it. And I figured that as arty if I was going to die chances are my team had crumbled (as usual) anyways. It was moderately better from a standpoint of not being nearly as infuriating...at least you never had to worry about hearing "It bounced right off, surrr" (seriously, I want to murder that fucker every time he says it). But it's just so god damn tedious! Just stare at the map and hope something pops up. When it pops up, hope that it's standing still. If it's standing still, hope that it doesn't get destroyed before your accuracy circle can zoom in on it. And even when all the planets align and you manage to get "full" accuracy on a stationary target, you've still only got about a 75% chance of hitting the damn thing. Then you get to wait for the reload and wait for your accuracy circle to shrink down again, but by that time they've likely started moving, having noticed your shot landing two feet to the right of them.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

Time and Eternity. That game was fucking terrible.

The first 10 minutes of the game are wasted listening to a group of Schoolgirls SQQQQQQUUUUEEEEE over an up coming wedding and your main character being creepy and desperately to get into the pants of the woman he is marrying tomorrow is just goes on for way to long. Also the soon to be bride (Who is also a princess) casually brings up how 6 months prior a psychic told her that the wedding will be attacked and she just brushes that info aside.

Then the wedding day happens and low and behold the wedding is attack by ninjas and your character gets stabed in the stomach and dies. His last thought? It was about how bad ass it was to die this way and how he was total chick magnet AS HE IS BLEEDING OUT. We quickly learn that the princess has multiple personalities and that she can TRAVEL THROUGH TIME and instead of going back 15 minutes to warn the guards and prevent her husbands death she instead goes back 6 months to talk to the psychic which does not help her at all. Oh and your main hero's consciousness follows her back in time and possesses her pet baby dragon and gets really creepy with it cause she likes to take baths with the dragon.

wat?

Sounds incredibly terrible. Where'd you find this piece of garbage anyway and why didn't you read a review for it before you bought it?

 

[Fijiman]

Snip

Yes to everything you just said in those two posts. I really hope they fix some of these things, but they probably wont.

Oh, lets not forget how when some people use certain tanks the damn things are fucking bulletproof half the god damned time, but when you use them their health drops faster than you can blink.

My thoughts exactly. That's what it was like when I finally got myself a Panther. Every time I had come up against a Panther it might as well have been made of adamantium. When I finally got one, apparently I went with the paper mache model. >.>

Seriously, the front of the Panther is a god damn ramp, as such every time I tried engaging one from the front "It bounced right off, surrrrr." That's why I was so pumped to get one myself. Yet that tank - more than any other I drove - would take a single shot to the front and immediately blow up. Well there goes 12K silver...

For a while I decided to try playing arty, figuring that if I'm going to get one-shotted all the time, I might as well have a valid reason for it. And I figured that as arty if I was going to die chances are my team had crumbled (as usual) anyways. It was moderately better from a standpoint of not being nearly as infuriating...at least you never had to worry about hearing "It bounced right off, surrr" (seriously, I want to murder that fucker every time he says it). But it's just so god damn tedious! Just stare at the map and hope something pops up. When it pops up, hope that it's standing still. If it's standing still, hope that it doesn't get destroyed before your accuracy circle can zoom in on it. And even when all the planets align and you manage to get "full" accuracy on a stationary target, you've still only got about a 75% chance of hitting the damn thing. Then you get to wait for the reload and wait for your accuracy circle to shrink down again, but by that time they've likely started moving, having noticed your shot landing two feet to the right of them.

Preaching to the choir my friend. You really do have to be really patient to use artillery, though that doesn't make it any less frustrating. I can't tell you haw many shots I missed because the bastard started moving/got killed just after I fired and how many more missed because the damn shell decided to hit a rock or fly way the hell off course. Not to mention the fact that you have to have you allies spot for you in order to even think of hitting anything not within 100 meters. It's also fun when you're playing an arty and you get fucked over by some *****-ass scout who got past your allies. Speaking of fun, earlier today I was playing a tier four arty in a tier six match on Mines and I'm trying to do my job with no success due to the enemy being higher leveled than me, constantly moving/being where I couldn't hit them, and only being spotted for a few seconds at a time. I end up getting killed as the second or third to last guy and the only guy left is some dipshit in an AT 8 who was cowering in the back. He ends up having to go up against not two, not four enemies, but literally the entire enemy team. That's right, not one person on my team managed to kill anyone before the last guy ended up surrounded. He managed to somehow get one kill, but that was it before he got essentially raped. I've been on teams that got stomped on before, but that was complete annihilation.

 

[Gergar12_v1legacy]

Fallout nv, 2 levels from 50, lags out before an hour. I am playing on PS3, what I would do for a gaming pc...

Still not patched!!!

 

[RedDeadFred]

Hearthstone. In the Arena, sometimes people are able to draft extremely bullshit decks. I was versing a Druid. After he used swipe for the 5th time, I just said fuck this and quit.

 

[Denamic]

Suikoden 5, where random chance screwed me over and I died, and my last save was 2 hours ago. Fucking tactical war battles. I attacked a weak infantry unit that charged me. No big deal, just causes minor damage and a retreat. Except I retreated to between an enemy cavalry unit and a wall, so I couldn't possibly run away. Every time I got attacked, I automatically tried to retreat into the wall, only to immediately get attacked again. Repeat until dead. Bullshit.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Time and Eternity. That game was fucking terrible.

The first 10 minutes of the game are wasted listening to a group of Schoolgirls SQQQQQQUUUUEEEEE over an up coming wedding and your main character being creepy and desperately to get into the pants of the woman he is marrying tomorrow is just goes on for way to long. Also the soon to be bride (Who is also a princess) casually brings up how 6 months prior a psychic told her that the wedding will be attacked and she just brushes that info aside.

Then the wedding day happens and low and behold the wedding is attack by ninjas and your character gets stabed in the stomach and dies. His last thought? It was about how bad ass it was to die this way and how he was total chick magnet AS HE IS BLEEDING OUT. We quickly learn that the princess has multiple personalities and that she can TRAVEL THROUGH TIME and instead of going back 15 minutes to warn the guards and prevent her husbands death she instead goes back 6 months to talk to the psychic which does not help her at all. Oh and your main hero's consciousness follows her back in time and possesses her pet baby dragon and gets really creepy with it cause she likes to take baths with the dragon.

wat?

Sounds incredibly terrible. Where'd you find this piece of garbage anyway and why didn't you read a review for it before you bought it?

I was drawn in by the promise of Gorgeous hand drawn visuals in a classic JRPG setting. The visuals and art were indeed a joy to look at as it is done in the same way the game Chantelise - A Tale of Two Sisters did it's visuals. And I don't really care for reviews cause opinions are subjective and there are lot of places that are bought out.

And if you cannot believe what I said... Unskippable went over the opening.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/8422-Time-Eternity-Part-1
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/8462-Time-Eternity-Part-2

Yeah. See how bad this set up was? It only goes downhill. Avoid this shit.

 

[Dragonlayer]

God Damn Fucking TANKS!!!!

*points to his previous post*

Eeeyup, I've had my "fun" in that hell-hole of a game. You forgot the points that I brought up what with the game lying to you and getting shot in the front and somehow having your engine explode. Those are the best.

You did mention the crap teammates though and those can be as infuriating as anything.

Defense on Malinovka! "All we have to do is sit on this hill and blast anything that comes within sight. I KNOW! Let's all disregard our superior high-ground position to run down into the dense cover that they've got and get blasted to bits!"

Offense on Malinovka! "Well, we're fucked because this game mode on this map is obscenely weighted in Defense's favor, so we have to pray that they're the shit-team and come to us. Failing that, might as well just go hide in a corner of the map so you don't get charge 12K for your blown up tank."

Encounter Battle on (fill in the blank)! "Hey guys! Great idea: lets go everywhere EXCEPT the neutral flag! What's that? We're only 2 minutes into the game and the enemy has gotten 65 capture points on the flag? How could they possibly have done that?!"

Oh, and why is it that every time I see a little piss-ant light tank do the decoy technique of just running full steam through my team's backfield, locating everyone and making everyone turn their guns away from the battle (thus ensuring they'll get decimated), it always takes 3 minutes to kill the little fucker but when I try to do it I instantly get my tracks blown off and killed within 10 seconds?

Seriously, fuck that god damn game.

I think I forgot those because my memory is being repressed for the sake of my weakened heart. But now that I recall: GAAAAARRRRGH!!!

THAT right there is fucking plaguing me at the minute as my current German tank apparently has the engine mounted right on top of the frontal armour and equipped with a magnetic field generator so powerful it can just suck shells right into it, the amount of times a light tank's peashooter blows it up. And I couldn't agree with you more on the unfair super scout point: just the other day I was on Malinkova and an enemy Panzer I.C (which I've now come to hate even more then the Russian T-50-2s) raced up to a barn on the outskirts of our spawn and just sat there, while our team fed itself into the enemy's guns piecemeal by crawling out into the open to try and shoot him, one by one. But when I try and race from point to point or carry out a daring flank attack, I get instantly-blown up by artillery or crash right into the enemy's entire compliment of heavy tanks and tank hunters.

Let's not even fucking mention the amount of times friendly tank hunters run away and leave me to die against things they could easily kill, thus fucking us all over as the enemy pours through the gap my death has created....

 

[Dragonlayer]

So if they don't have crew training on the console version, is everyone's tank supposed to be generally equal in accuracy stats and the such?

But fuck being immobilized in one shot, fuck it with a knobbly iron stick. I also just found out something even worse than that in an earlier game today: a lucky artillery shot killed my driver, gunner and loader - aka the most important crewmembers in this stupid game - and knocked me down to less than one quarter health IN THE FIRST FUCKING MINUTE OF THE MATCH!

One would think, but I swear the enemy is using using fucking laser-guided missiles half the time while I'm using extra-dumb rounds.

Snip

Yes to everything you just said in those two posts. I really hope they fix some of these things, but they probably wont.

Oh, lets not forget how when some people use certain tanks the damn things are fucking bulletproof half the god damned time, but when you use them their health drops faster than you can blink.

That happens a lot to me, enemies always score hits on me at impossible ranges and I can't even hit them at point blank range, because the developers can't be arsed to fix the RNG. As for the second point, while I've never used KVs myself, those things are fucking indestructible whenever I face them but of course OURS fall apart or the idiot player drives them off a cliff and blow themselves up.