Your Motto?

[CliveMurdoc626]

I've been switchin' back and forth between my mottos that I think are pretty good, so I was wondering about every body else. Who out there has some good zingers out there? Let me hear em'. Here are some'a mine...

1) Winners do what Losers don't want to do.
2) If, "Ifs" and "Buts" were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
3) You don't have to out run the bear, just your firend.

 

[The Cheezy One]

The enemy of my enemy... dies later. For now, he could prove useful.

 

[Scunner]

May you live in interesting times.

 

[Ben Jamin]

Procrastination makes perfect

 

[The Brian J]

Enjoy your town with a little drop of poison

 

[tijuanatim]

If Vodka was water and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But Vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!

 

[SimuLord]

1) No matter how stupid it seems in hindsight, if it makes a good story in the retelling it was worth doing.
2) Women are like cars and beer. You want to be happy, don't buy American.
3) Even non-Christians should read Genesis 3:17. "And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed [is] the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat [of] it all the days of thy life;" Or, in simple terms: "That's what you get for taking advice from a woman."

 

[kommando367]

Lifes a *****, be its pimp.

 

[CliveMurdoc626]

How 'bout this...

If the guys makin' what I drink was pay'n me, I'd have it in their glass instead of mine.

 

[ix_tab]

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong

 

[Notsomuch]

Kevin Spacey is good at anything he does.

 

[Mstrswrd]

If Vodka was water and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But Vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!

This is amazing. Did you make this, or are you reciting?

I really don't have a motto. Here's one I could maybe proscribe to, though. it directly involves food. "Shut up and eat. No, seriously. Stop your bitchin', and eat the god-damn food."

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Either "King Kong ain't got shit on me!" or "I WILL FIGHT YOU!"

 

[CliveMurdoc626]

True that.

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

HhhhHem....

Birds Fly, Grass GRows, Sun Shines, And brother? I hurt People!

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

 

[Frybird]

1) No matter how stupid it seems in hindsight, if it makes a good story in the retelling it was worth doing.

I like that one.

Mine...well...probably: "Everyone only cares about himself, only I care about me"

 

[Compatriot Block]

Per ardua liberi. It's on my family crest, and it means "Free through difficulties."

 

[Ap07h30515]

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.