(Your name here)'s Law

[shatnershaman]

Everyone knows laws like Murphy's Law, now its time for you to make up your own law.

Shatnershaman's Law:The one time you stop watching when your team is down is when they have a big come from behind win.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Anarchemitis's Law of Internet Inversity Logic:

• Whenever a fact is stated on the internet, there will always be some kind of patronization or parody of the stated fact in order to create entertainment, or attept to defy said fact.

 

[Jobz]

Jobz's Laws:

1) If you try to demonstrate something difficult or cool that you managed to do to someone else, you won't be able to do it again.

2) There is no problem that cannot be solved with the right amount of explosives or a pie.

 

[Anarchemitis]

You can't declare an already existing rule a Law of your own.

It'd be like Purplerain patenting 'driving on the right side of the road'.

 

[Jobz]

You can't declare an already existing rule a Law of your own.

It'd be like Purplerain patenting 'driving on the right side of the road'.

You're right, blame the Grey Goose. Fixx'd.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ultrajoe's Law

Epic and truly successful God-Moding comes from Going above and beyond anything expected by your audience... while having as truly insignificant impact on the story as possible

This, my friends, is true.

 

[000Ronald]

Ultrajoe's Law

Epic and truly successful God-Moding comes from Going above and beyond anything expected by your audience... while having as truly insignificant impact on the story as possible

This, my friends, is true.

Hu. That explains how I went so terribly wrong with my god-mod exersize in the Ninja RP.

Oh well. Here's mine.

Logic only makes sense to people who want to understand it.

This is why Logic does not as no adverse effect on teh n00bz. They don't want to be disproven.

Apologies for the...whatever we're calling that travesty nowadays.

 

[Hey Joe]

Hey Joe's Law

Shut up.

 

[Copter400]

Copter 400's Law of Things Gaining Weight and Moving Faster

Do anything too much, and you will die. Generally in a horrible fashion. You might be on the pooper at the time, I don't know.

 

[Spleeni]

Spleeni's law of action:

• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Especially sex.

Spleeni's law of inaction

• If two friends are unable to decide on what to do for twenty minutes or more; they must default to either a manly game of mercy, or go cruising for chicks.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The Root Of All Evil's corollary to Sturgeon's Law
The 20% of non-crud is condemned by the 80% of crud.

And I'm a firm believer in

Cole's Law
Thinly sliced cabbage.

 

[ThaBenMan]

ThaBenMan's Law, To Be Enforced Across the Land For All Eternity -

Anyone that says "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" will be executed in an excrutiating manner to be determined upon my whim.

 

[Xhumed]

Xhumed's Law-
The longer in advance you plan a barbecue, the more likely it is to rain on that day.

 

[Lord Harrab]

Lord Harrab's Law:

Shit happens, but mostly to me so don't worry about it.

 

[cheatking]

Cheatking's Law

If it is possible for one to win and is able to gloat, then one must do all is possible to achive this. If it is impossible to win, then blame something else while quickly thinking of the fastest route out of there.

 

[M0rp43vs]

First law of M0rpheus

At the first sign of trouble, blame morph(or anyone else) for it as it's probably somehow their somehow fault anyway

Second law

The more the times passes, the worse things(music, games, movies,MUSIC) become then they use the first law

Third

Life is limited, time is relative, ideas infinite and stupidity even more

Fifth

If you find something wrong here, you're a real knit picker,
If you don't, Go learn to count

will get more soon when I think em up

 

[PurpleRain]

You can't declare an already existing rule a Law of your own.

It'd be like Purplerain patenting 'driving on the right side of the road'.

Right of the road as in the right hand side or the right side as in the left?! It confuses me.

PurpleRain's Law: You can always make more orphans.

Ok, Larenxis said that one, but what is she going to do? She ain't here at the moment. Bwahaha!

 

[Ancalagon]

Kailsar's first law of bartending:

The number of stupid questions and requests for sundries and snacks an individual customer makes is inversely proportional to the number of customers as a whole. This ensures that the bartender, regardless of how many customers he/she has, never has enough time to think, and make good their escape.

 

[Hey Joe]

Ok, Larenxis said that one, but what is she going to do? She ain't here at the moment. Bwahaha!

I'm going to tell her you said that!

*runs off to curry favour with a girl. OMG!*