(Your name here)'s Law

[The Lyre]

Qayin's Law of Immigration; The number of Polish immigrants in my street positively correlates to the number of fresh severed heads in my fridge.

Qayin's Law of Denial; As I prey on the Polish for their inability to run away fast enough, rather than their race, I can not be considered a racist.

Qayin's Law of Apathy; The more hyped an object or event, the freqeuncy at which I declare "Meh" will increase.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Johnn Johnston's Constant of Life: If it cannot be killed with fire, you are not using enough.

 

[Crowghast]

[i\] [b\] Crowghast Laws of Perspective: [/b] [/i]

[i\] Nothing is a lie, everything is true, if only to yourself. And in the same way, everything can be a lie, and nothing true. They are wrong, YOU are right, I am right, and YOU are wrong, and vice-versa.

The things you hold to be "true" are only inherently "true" as long as you do actually believe in it. The cake is NOT a lie, for the LAST time. YOU KNOW IT ISN'T.

Opinions that are changed were never anyone elses opinions influencing your own, you always thought that way and were just shown a BETTER, if only to yourself, viewpoint.

FACT adhere's to this as well, if a man truely and honestly believes he can fly, then he can. Sure, he'll die from the fall, but that doesn't stop him from being right, if only to himself. [/i]

There.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Cole's Law
Thinly sliced cabbage.

Win get.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Spartan Bannana's law:
If you change your avi people will complain

 

[the monopoly guy]

the monopoly guy law: If you can make it funny, it can be done so in a tastefull way.

 

[revolverwolf]

Revolverwolf's Law

Ninja > Pirate. Full stop.

Although Monopoly guy, I think your law could be:

Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

D0WNT0WN's LAW

#1: Blame The Guy Who Cant Speek English,
#2: Always Have Caps On Each Word,
#3: Obey Rules 1 And 2

 

[Birras]

Birras's law of universal stability: The stability of the universe is directly proportionate to the amount of fun I have with nuclear bunker busters and rocket artillery in Mercinaries 2.

Birras's law of human violence:The amount of war in the world is lessened by people sending me pies. I control world leaders' anger. Since noone seems to have been aware of this rule, I've only done a couple of invasions here or there. Now that you all are aware, maybe a nice world war. If someone sends me cake, you get nukes and/or zombies. If someone sends me fruitcake, you get aliens.

Birras's theroy of lightining:Anger me too much and you get hit by lightning. This only applies if I know your face and name like in Deathnote.

 

[dalek sec]

Dalek Sec's law of people:

Even if you spent a life time exterminating the fools of the world, you wouldn't even make a dent in their numbers.

 

[LewsTherin]

LewsTherin's Law of Unknowable Idiocy:

All methods to idiot-proof something will eventually be overcome.

LewsTherin's Law of ammunition:

The more enemies you face, the higher chance that you will run out of ammunition on the last enemy who, by a similar chance, will be armed with a weapon drastically more powerful than the rest.

LewsTherin's Law of Bugger-All (also known as LewsTherin's Last Law)

The more planning and preparation that you take, the worse or more obvious/avoidable the unfortunate incident will be.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

ThePoodonkis's Laws of Paradoxism

1)Do not obey rule #2
2)Obey rule #1

 

[Khedive Rex]

Khedive Rex's Laws Of Informed Apathy/Paradoxes:

1) Every rule, law, opinion, theory or custom whether established by man or nature is subject to change over time.

2) Rule one being true: Every rule, law, opinion, theory or custom whether established by man or nature has the chance of being wrong at some point in the indefinite future rendering those who support the rule, law, opinion, theory or custom in question wrong.

3) Rules one and two being true: No one, including yourself, can emprically prove that the rules, laws, opinions, theories or customs they support are true in all cases and no one can prove anyone else is empirically wrong in all cases.

4) Rule three being true: Complete indifference to all rules, laws, opinions, theories and customs is the single fairest approach to life concerning those you interact with.

5) Rule four being true: Apathy is the most informed philosophy anyone can support.

 

[The Sorrow]

Sorrow's Law: Opportune things happen only at inopportune moments.

 

[Birras]

Birras's law of affirmation:If you anger me, and the lightning doesn't kill you (see Birras's theroy of lightning), I'll reenact the Tim Messenger scene from Hot Fuzz with you as the victim.

Birras's law of Death (Part 1)

If you are in an action movie, and you arrange to tell the protaginist something in a short time, you will die before you can spill the beans.

 

[Jumplion]

Jumplion's Law:

The week you plan something big, everything goes wrong.

*sigh* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.72042?page=1]

*double sigh* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.72560]

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

mshcherbatskaya's Inverse Authorial Excitement Rule
The more you tell other people how happy and excited you are with how your story is going, the greater your odds of quitting before it's done because you are bored with it.

mshcherbatskaya's Rule of Internet Debate
The more clear and concrete the evidence you use to support your argument, the more likely it is that your opponent will simply blow it off without actually responding to it.

 

[Ultrajoe]

mshcherbatskaya's Rule of Internet Debate
The more clear and concrete the evidence you use to support your argument, the more likely it is that your opponent will simply blow it off without actually responding to it.

Thats hardly news.

Ultrajoe's Second Law:

No villain is successful until someone, somewhere, wants him to win.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

mshcherbatskaya's Rule of Internet Debate
The more clear and concrete the evidence you use to support your argument, the more likely it is that your opponent will simply blow it off without actually responding to it.

Thats hardly news.

Ultrajoe's Second Law:

No villain is successful until someone, somewhere, wants him to win.

Reaperman Wompa's First Rule Of Hate
You aren't a true villain until you have received a death threat.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

mshcherbatskaya's Rule of Internet Debate
The more clear and concrete the evidence you use to support your argument, the more likely it is that your opponent will simply blow it off without actually responding to it.

Thats hardly news.

Agreed. Thus I did not title it, mshcherbatskaya's News Bulletin of Internet Debate.