(Your name here)'s Law

[TheIr0nMike]

MizPiz's law:

1) If you think that I'm a girl just because of my name, you are officially gay, and I mean you are an actual homosexual

2) Anyone one who is: a wigger, a douchebag, a guido, a "hard ass" (pay attention to the quotation marks), and/or a guy prides himself on the stupidest shit, you have to be neutered, immediately.

 

[LV Solace]

LV's law of caffine. IF you take my caffine source before 3 in the afternoon, or three hours after I have woken up, whichever is later, I will kill you and use your money to buy a new larger source of caffine.

 

[Copter400]

The Yahtzee-Inspired Law Of Gaming Nostalgia
Blobs of pixels will always be remembered as defining moments in history.

 

[Jinksy]

Jinksy's Law

People going to the cinema are universally incapable of getting as much popcorn in their mouths as on the floor.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Jinksy's Law

People going to the cinema are universally incapable of getting as much popcorn in their mouths as on the floor.

So true

 

[Stalington]

Stalico's First Law of Curly Hair
How much someone takes you seriously is adversely affected by how curly your hair is.

Stalico's Second Law of Curly Hair
The curlyness of one's hair increases the capacity of things capable of being stored on one's head

Stalico's First law of Prices
The more things a food product has taken out of it, the higher the price goes (less=more)

Stalico's Second Law of Prices
The smaller the logo on a piece of clothing, the more expensive it is

Stalico's Law of Your Mom Jokes
The hotter one's Mom actually is, the fewer your mom jokes they suffer

Stalico's Law of All Caps
THE MORE CAPS IN A POST, THE MORE PEOPLE RESPECT YOU! TRY IT TODAY!

Stalico's Law of Bubbles
How happy someone is at the time can be measured by how many bubbles they pop when they encounter them

 

[The Abemaster]

The Abemaster's Law of Over Friendship

People in forum lists will attain as many friends as possible, for their own reasons, but most of the time they will eventually forget why they met them. After this, said friend will not be deleted from the friends list and the person wil have hundreds of friends who are complete strangers to them.

 

[shatnershaman]

Shatnershaman's Law of Law-Cash not time heals all wounds.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Ultrajoes Third Law:

There Can Always Be More Epic Added, Breaking The Limit Is Par For The Course.

Anarchemitis's Law of Internet Epic Constraint

• Although anything and everything can be more epic, the internet can not emulate the maximum amount of epicness that the human mind can fathom.

 

[Stalington]

Stalico's Second Law of Bubbles

How happy you are can be determined by how many times you blow bubbles in peoples faces even after they tell you to stop

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ultrajoes Third Law:

There Can Always Be More Epic Added, Breaking The Limit Is Par For The Course.

Anarchemitis's Law of Internet Epic Constraint

• Although anything and everything can be more epic, the internet can not emulate the maximum amount of epicness that the human mind can fathom.

Thats the trick, Anny my lad, getting peoples minds to do the work for you.

And it's possible.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

NewClassic's First Law
  All posts should be done in proper method, be it organization or grammar, regardless of how tired you are. This rule only applies to yourself,   and is encouraged to everyone else.

NewClassic's Second Law (Inverse of Anarchemitis's Law of Internet Populatiry)
  Any amount of fame collected must be modestly overlooked. Fame is as much a blight as a blessing, and should be treated as such until it   can be harnessed properly.

NewClassic's Third Law
  No matter your intentions, the worst case is never implied but always observed. The only way to avoid disagreement is to not post/speak, nor   have ambitions.

 

[Larenxis]

Larenxis' Law: You can always make more orphans.

Ok, Larenxis said that one, but it was just so terribly clever that I had to post it at the first opportunity! Also, I am a stupidhead.

Aw, you're not a stupidhead, Purps!

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

Scarx's law of slacking:

always do 100% of everything in the least amount of energy possible.

Silver_Fist's law of everything

if you are under 13 and are playing an online game with a mic, you better shut the hell up or i will punch you in the teabag.

 

[Smokescreen]

Runamuck's rule
If you are an asshole online, you are an asshole in real life.

(that rule is so named b/c it was my name at another forum, since deceased.)

Smokescreen's law
Your words are your actions online, so best choose them wisely.

 

[ElephantGuts]

ThaBenMan's Law, To Be Enforced Across the Land For All Eternity -

Anyone that says "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" will be executed in an excrutiating manner to be determined upon my whim.

Thank you, someone else notices. I thought I was going crazy or was verbally dyslexic(?) or something.

 

[Invader Ezri]

Ezri's Law

Anyone and everyone is considered an idiot until proven otherwise.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

mshcherbatskaya's Law of Inverse Internet Eagerness--The more you press F5 waiting for a post or PM from a specific individual, the more likely it is that the specific individual in question will come down be a bad case of Internet Connection Fail.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

mshcherbatskaya's Law of Inverse Internet Eagerness--The more you press F5 waiting for a post or PM from a specific individual, the more likely it is that the specific individual in question will come down be a bad case of Internet Connection Fail.

If that isn't the freakin' truth.