(Your name here)'s Law

[Xhumed]

Xhumed's Law of Thread Breakage:
The more you want to post something or see what's going on in a thread, the more likely it is that your computer will refuse to load it properly, resulting in either a mass of code half-way down, or a post cutting off suddenly, and no way to post.

This happened to me constantly with the WH40k RP. Usually means I spend an hour and a half constantly refreshing, using a combination of F5 and shift+F5 until it actually loads properly

 

[Anarchemitis]

Smokescreen's law
Your words are your actions online, so best choose them wisely.

I obey.

 

[shatnershaman]

The chocolate milk Law:Chocolate milk will always be awesome.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

NewClassic's Fourth Law
   There's a difference between being known and being liked. Knowing which you fall into is either a confident instant, or a life-time of worry.    Which primarily depends upon your personality.

NewClassic's Fifth Law
   Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. Sometimes, a second glance can reveal what you'd never seen previously. It can    mean all the difference in the world, especially when people are trying to deftly reveal things. Pay attention, or else you may miss the whole    point.

 

[LV Solace]

LV's Law of Eating: If a person is eating either alone or in a group, it is expected that no one is to speak until everyone is done eating. "STFU I'm eating, wait five minutes."

LV's Law of the Muse: Your personal Muse, will only show up at the most inopportune times, often resulting in loss of ideas.

Lv's law of Failure: The more epic you fail at somehthing the more obvious, public, and humiliating it will be. The chances of someone you value seeing this increase ten fold if you have lied about doing something which led to the fail.

 

[KenzS]

KenzS's Law of Relevancy

If it's irrelevant, I don't care.
   

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

TheGhostOfSin's Law of Arrogance:
TheGhostOfSin does not have laws, TheGhostOfSin IS THE LAW!

 

[Ultrajoe]

mshcherbatskaya's Law of Inverse Internet Eagerness--The more you press F5 waiting for a post or PM from a specific individual, the more likely it is that the specific individual in question will come down be a bad case of Internet Connection Fail.

I think i helped make this one.

 

[Jamanticus]

That you did, Ultrajoe.

Jamanticus' First Law: No live performance will ever be perfect; perfection is reserved for professional recordings.

Jamanticus' Fifth Law: Tissues will always rupture at the times when you have the most need of them

 

[Anarchemitis]

NewClassic's Fifth Law
   Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. Sometimes, a second glance can reveal what you'd never seen previously. It can    mean all the difference in the world, especially when people are trying to deftly reveal things. Pay attention, or else you may miss the whole    point.

*Looks behind self*
Whelp, I guess I can finish this sentence uninterrup-PURPLERAIN'D!!

 

[jdog345]

jdog's Law
If it's worth doing, It's worth fucking up in a spectacular manner.

 

[Girog]

Girog's Law of Forum Posting:
One well placed reply can and will ruin a thread.

 

[PurpleRain]

Larenxis' Law: You can always make more orphans.

Ok, Larenxis said that one, but it was just so terribly clever that I had to post it at the first opportunity! Also, Larenxis is a big dumb stupidhead.

I fully agree.

Aww, don't be too harsh on yourself. You're only a little bit of a stupidhead.

NewClassic's Fifth Law
   Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. Sometimes, a second glance can reveal what you'd never seen previously. It can    mean all the difference in the world, especially when people are trying to deftly reveal things. Pay attention, or else you may miss the whole    point.

*Looks behind self*
Whelp, I guess I can finish this sentence uninterrup-PURPLERAIN'D!!

*Stolen*

 

[Ultrajoe]

Girog's Law of Forum Posting:
One well placed reply can and will ruin a thread.

Ultrajoes Law of Derailment:
Just because you did it doesn't mean you meant it. For a derail to be successful you must somehow call it beforehand.

I recommend the word 'cad'

Any post with the word 'cad' in it is a derail attempt, and those in on the joke may appreciate the derail and its subtlety. Never must a comment be made on the success or failure of a derail, it is merely for appreciation from a distance.

 

[SargentToughie]

You know what... skrew it, I'm necroing this thread and I don't care who complains

This thread deserves to live damnit!!!

...

Sargent Toughie's first law

As long as Sargent Toughie survives in an RP... there is hope for the future

Notice that Ultrajoe betrayed the TERP almost directly after I died in The PMHBKBN thread...

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

The Law of Necro-ing:
The chance of succes for the necro is greatly increased when you involve the rest of your clan.

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